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Me over here perfectly content climbing shelves.

not entirely sure I was built for this world. i'm cool with it. just an observation.

😶

i don’t know why everyone makes a big deal about finishing chapstick. it’s one bite

I prefer presidents who don’t threaten to end civilizations to divert attention from the fact that they rape children.

If you love hearing white people say “gracias,” do I have a holiday for you.

Just once I'd like to have a president with cognitive incline

the Scooby Doo impression stays ron ruring rex

it was the late 90s. butts were being laughed off left and right

I didn’t burn that bridge. I fucking blew it up and salted the earth.

I’m wearing my denim vest, of course I’m ready to fuck.

Imagine the biggest problem in your life being about which bathroom a total stranger uses.

Imagine pretending random people you'll never meet are somehow victimizing you with their existence.

Imagine being that hard up for troubles that you have to invent them just so you can play the victim.

I don’t like the person I become when I’m playing Uno.

Ummmmmmmmmm

It's heartbreaking how easily this was taken away from so much of the world, and how doable it is to return it

Oi I'll write
bad poems
if I want to

#poetry

Capricorn: You’ll find a dollar on the street this week, using up all the good luck you’ve been allotted in life.

I truly believe this is what the evil man is purposely trying to do!

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.