Said hello a bit too enthusiastically to a beautiful woman

Been really into eating food that sucks, I think my next new adventure will be to live in squalor

After 70 hours I’m just now starting to Get It

Did a real soyface at this

KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell

many bathrooms expect you to only use them for peeing

You’re here and now. They’re old and lost

Say that

Noooooo it’s sooo good

Coffee giving you BO is one of the worst jokes god has played on us, like an actual item debuff

You gotta remember that It’s all love in the universe <—— (she laughed so hard snot came out her nose in front of a stranger then spent 5 mins trying to hide it)

Screenshot from episode 151 of Urusei Yatsura. Closeup of Shinobu as she begins to ferociously chow down on an entire hamburger

hamburger....

It’s actually the British version of the film that has the happier ending, which is kinda why I don’t dig it as much

Those cuts are still around, just in the British version of the film. Also it’s kinda funny because for the time, the ending of Night and The City was actually considered quite dark by Hayes-standards. The bad guys kinda win in the end.

Im kind of an DL asexual

You can’t call someone named Chloe an opp, that just isn’t right

I’m Rizz Smurf

If a millennia start playing “Do I Wanna Know” by Arctic Monkeys that means they’re about to choke you in bed

Happy birthday, Mr. King Of Batman

Trying to become a super soldier

Her cashapp: sxckerfish
Her paypal: avgriff03
My venmo: grayglance

I would give you 100 high fives rn if I could

They’ll be super chill then start talking about Langdons addiction like we’re still in the Reagan Era

The young boyfriend just constantly trying to grope is such a good bit

That sounds nice

I’m so sorry, Iris. Here if you need anything

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Idk if this makes sense, but whenever he swears it has the same feeling as a child whisper-screaming