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I'm switching to fantasy just so I don't have to write about AI.

#writing

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Victorian News: Undaunted, Sir Dingle mounted a second rescue expedition three years later and succeeded in returning Lord Cumbersnartch-The-Unkillable home after twelve long years.

Modern News: The exhaustive search was called off after a week.

Me: No one survives after the first 24 hours anyway.

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It's an odd feeling to hear the words of the President on TV and then see a "tweet from the Iranian government" that says the opposite and to wholeheartedly believe the Iranian tweet over the spoken words of the President Of The United States Of America.

#resist #NoKings

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Straight flush over straight flush.

Poor guy was betting into me the whole time, shoved on the river.

I felt bad, I'd have done the same thing.

His only mistake was cheap pre-flop action. I could have been made to fold pre-flop with a serious bet.

#QueenOfHearts #poker #straightflush #gaming

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The first time aging bothered me was in an online game; someone asked how old I was and I didn't want to answer.

Before that moment I was pretty zen about it: "Aging is fine, I like myself better now than I did when I was young."

Until someone asked my age in a game & I really wanted to lie.

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It's impossible to use a fruit in a metaphor without it becoming sexual.

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lincolnshire dogman (that I forgot to post yesterday)

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a manta-ray shaped cloud monster with several huge mouths surrounded by many smaller nondescript monsters.

a manta-ray shaped cloud monster with several huge mouths surrounded by many smaller nondescript monsters.

My take on Shub Niggurath! An amorphous tentacle-cloud that is constantly giving birth to monsters and my personal fav from the cthulhu pantheon

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If I write down two wishes, and then my first wish is to know what the results of those two wishes would be before I make them...

Does that work? Do I beat the genie game?

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Nobody warns you that having kids fucks up all your daydreams about time travel.

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I did serve as Art Director for this piece, though. So y'know.. props to me for my bit.

Here was my contribution, almost as much work. Note the snow. My style isn't as OBVIOUSLY impressive.

Seriously tho, check out the artist: @arsullivanart.bsky.social

I'll attach some more from them.

#indie

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I'm working on a pitch & I needed some "Cool on-theme art for people to look at while I talk, bonus if I can use it for promo too."

I commissioned @arsullivanart.bsky.social and the result... Wow.

I may have a print made & hang this in my office.

#art #digitalart #oc #bison #wildlife #animalart

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A little wip. Man, I forget that I actually like sculpting , like, a lot

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The first Star Trek #Lego set is now available!

#EnterpriseD Go go go! Buy #StarTrek Legos!

I need more #Trek Lego sets so this set must sell out! I did my part!

It's a tad expensive, but how important is food really?

#Legos #Toys #Christmas #BlackFriday #TNG #gifts

www.lego.com/en-us/produc...

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Chickens used to be monsters.

Artist is @arsullivanart.bsky.social

#art #original #oc #digitalart #illustration #comics #comicbooks #chicken #animals #animalart #dinosaurs

5 months ago 13 1 0 0

My 17 y/o is playing #GodOfWar.

As I pass through the living room and she says to me:

"Is it normal to hate my son?"

"Why do you hate him?"

"He just... doesn't listen and always thinks he knows better."

Me, laughing hysterically: "Yeah that must be super fucking annoying."

"Shut up."

#kids

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look upon him and tremble u_u

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When people ask me what kind of #music I like.

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If you're worried about our #troops following #Trump orders to invade our cities, just recall how they chose to carry out their orders for his birthday parade.

Even idiots learn to march in basic.
These are #Rangers and #SpecialForces.

We're gonna be fine.

#politics #resist #NoKings

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no not that one, one of the good ones

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Hello,

It is almost 90 degrees in #Texas today.

In #November.

Everything is fine.

The world is fine.

We had a great third quarter and that offsets at least 10 degrees of climate change, right?

Anyway, I gotta go turn the air down, it's really hot in here.

#weather #climatechange #MeltingEarth

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I would like to place a #bet that this #Texas DPS officer had money on the #football game. Who is taking odds?

Sports betting was largely illegal for a long time for a reason.

We already have Senators, Soldiers, Athletes, & Cops in unrecoverable amounts of gambling debt, it'll get worse.

#Aggies

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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok so we're off starship here and we're in a older style structure/setting, like concrete walls with inlaid designs and some stained glass maybe in the background. Centered on camera is a guy. He's wearing a white turtleneck shirt under a ruffly sikly black robe, but it all looks formal and fancy. He's a redhead, his hair is buoyant, and he has a thick and spongy red beard. Could easily be a yacht rock artist from the 80s. He's looking forward with a 'manifest destiny' kind of fire in his eye. Closed caption reads, "I am the anarchy of lust."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok so we're off starship here and we're in a older style structure/setting, like concrete walls with inlaid designs and some stained glass maybe in the background. Centered on camera is a guy. He's wearing a white turtleneck shirt under a ruffly sikly black robe, but it all looks formal and fancy. He's a redhead, his hair is buoyant, and he has a thick and spongy red beard. Could easily be a yacht rock artist from the 80s. He's looking forward with a 'manifest destiny' kind of fire in his eye. Closed caption reads, "I am the anarchy of lust."

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Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

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So that "unnamed project" I mentioned a few months back is still being tinkered with.

Our little 3 person team has a first playable build and we're now implementing the first abilities for rabbit so we can see if it's fun.

Character sheet by @arsullivanart.bsky.social

#indie #gamedev #art #oc

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So @veritasium.bsky.social has a #YouTube video on Misplaced Confidence today. I was watching it and they asked people on the street "Are there more Trees on Earth or Stars in the Milky Way?"

I decided to ask #ChatGPT please note the confidence of the "Short Answer" vs the actual Final Answer.

#AI

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Dr. Oz wants each American to lose 400 pounds for the midterm swimsuit competition

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Fiction Writer: One who sends their imaginary friends on imaginary adventures and then wants to tell you about it.

#writing #booksky #authors #fiction

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