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I'm the number one carrot hater of all time. But chinese people be doing it right. In their cuisine.

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Chinese people are the only mfs I trust to utilize carrot correctly.

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She's like if a dog was a cat that was an egg.

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NOOOOOOOO

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The issue with having pringles in the house is that every single time I open the cabinet for any reason I go "Ooh. I think I will have a few pringles." And then I've eaten an entire can of pringles in one day.

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Animals, two of them.

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Zhuzhi Lang🐍

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Animal.

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Watching yourself grow older in the mirror will answer such beautiful questions you never knew you had. Such as "what if my dad was a huge faggot." And the answer is fucking awesome.

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100% I've said this before, but learning to say a project is "done enough" and moving on and also just stubbornly continuing to make shit even if it isn't good are more important than being the world's best draftsperson.

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DAAAYTOOOOOONAAAAA

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I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

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Halfbody Sketch- Black and White $20

Halfbody Sketch- Black and White $20

Halfbody Sketch- Flat Colors $35

Halfbody Sketch- Flat Colors $35

Half Body- Rendered $60

Half Body- Rendered $60

Chibis- Rendered $30
Background Add On: $15

Chibis- Rendered $30 Background Add On: $15

Hiiii I changed up my commissions a bit!!! They were taken down temporarily but now they're back up! 👍💛
ko-fi.com/sunniethunder

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And btw her longness.

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My evil crab army.

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yeah I'm a spellcaster

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I think the habit of complete strangers demanding for creators to adhere to what the audience wants over their own freedom to express themselves or tell a story has become a huge problem

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Tumblr user thereisselfpreservation

"I'm seeing warnings about scammers trying to commission artists but the "reference sheet" for their character they want commissioned isn't an image but a .vbs file ("visual basic script"), and will run a script when you open it, probably to yoink your account(s), but I haven't seen this from anyone who's actually clicked it yet.  Just be careful and never open a file like that, 'cause people suck."

Reply from the same user:

"For reference (heh)"

Screenshots of messages.

Sender: "Okay, I've sent it now."

There's a file attachment called "Shork_YCH_MyReference_v1.vbs". The vbs extension is circled.

Sender: "If everything is in order, I can send the overpayment."

Sender, in reply to the file attachment (again with the vbs extension circled): "How much would the full piece cost?"

thereisselfpreservation:

"At a glance, the file name checks out. But!! do not open a .vbs file!!!

Tumblr user thereisselfpreservation "I'm seeing warnings about scammers trying to commission artists but the "reference sheet" for their character they want commissioned isn't an image but a .vbs file ("visual basic script"), and will run a script when you open it, probably to yoink your account(s), but I haven't seen this from anyone who's actually clicked it yet. Just be careful and never open a file like that, 'cause people suck." Reply from the same user: "For reference (heh)" Screenshots of messages. Sender: "Okay, I've sent it now." There's a file attachment called "Shork_YCH_MyReference_v1.vbs". The vbs extension is circled. Sender: "If everything is in order, I can send the overpayment." Sender, in reply to the file attachment (again with the vbs extension circled): "How much would the full piece cost?" thereisselfpreservation: "At a glance, the file name checks out. But!! do not open a .vbs file!!!

You should know that the infamous I Love You virus uses the same trick - Always make sure to turn on 'show file extensions' in your windows/browser settings.

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Fucking exhausting sharing a house with people who act like swine.

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Field Comic

Panel 1

A determined Field has slammed their hands on the desk and is determined to do the things that need to be done.

Field: OKAY! I just have one small task to do.

Panel 2

A stressed Field is staring blankly at a blank screen.

Narration Box: -Stares at nothing for two hours instead-

Field Comic Panel 1 A determined Field has slammed their hands on the desk and is determined to do the things that need to be done. Field: OKAY! I just have one small task to do. Panel 2 A stressed Field is staring blankly at a blank screen. Narration Box: -Stares at nothing for two hours instead-

One small task

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Excellent faces happening here

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Crafting some mini fishies out of small scraps!! 🎣💫

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THREE (3) Colors of sweet potato for dog treats. Today.

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