Outstanding. Read the whole thing. (Same fictional universe as the Onion's ranking of all the Jerry Seinfelds)

The Columbo/Barney Miller crossover arc in '80 had some magnificent interplay between Hirsch and Abe Vigoda, but the laugh track is unforgiveable

I'm going to run for president in 2028 and one of my Day 1 promises is I'm going to hire a couple big bald guys whose only job is to hurl corrupt pols out of public buildings like bouncers ejecting surly drunks, and then yell "and STAY out" at them as they tumble down the steps.

a photo from the early 1970s of the Chevrolet Vega, lauded for its styling and infamous for its many mechanical shortcomings

it's amazing how even the most trash cars of the past are 10x cooler looking than pretty much everything in production today

Just once I want one of these useless stenographers (no offense to real stenographers) to ask him WHAT ARE THE 8 WARS

AI star symbol.

It's funny (not funny) how this ubiquitous symbol screams 'beware, incoming trash!' I have an instant reaction of revulsion whenever it pops up.

I do think the tendency to yeet sex pests out of the democratic tent is an unalloyed good.

She doesn't though

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

“Tell the world... to keep this energy going. Let's invest in togetherness.” ~Victor Glover, Artemis II crew member

LET’S GO METS!!! #MetsSky #LGM

I kind of assumed the dim bulbs in the White House thought they could order Automatic Patriotic Wartime Effect (APWE) the way you order pizza, then skipped all the steps like warming up the public and having a reason and a plan, and well it's not working and we're not forgetting the Epstein files.

We do not have to live like this.

Under no circumstances should we tell him he's full of beans and so is his old man

Let’s…uh…maybe cool it on the Taco stuff. Not sure that double-dog daring Trump into war crimes is good

"I must kill... the Borg..."

BREAKING: Trump announces two week window for Congress to remove him from office

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., attends a news conference in the U.S. Capitol. (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)

AOC: “This is a threat of genocide & merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing & cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat”

weird juxtaposition where people in power and influence are saying absolutely heinous, deadly things without any restraint of conscience, and everyone reacting to it is having to bite their tongue and speak in euphemisms not to get banned or arrested or whatever

At least we don't have to worry anyone being triggered by "vehement, continuous applause" any more!

I propose we build the entire government out of Artemis II

there were like three weeks in December of 2020 when I didn't have to see his stupid face

Tarnished, or glorified?

box of little debbie Christmas tree cakes

These still crush:

Nah LDs hold up!

Also in the "you can't go home again" dep't: Spaghetti-Os

Ah yes that scientifically delineated category of ingredients defined as "junk"

Just teleported to Waffle House. It works. Stop being mean to that guy.

The. Rise. Of. Cognitive. Surrender.

Study finds that people who use GenAI chatbots rely on them 80% of the time, and develop almost no capacity to recognize when a chatbot is feeding them faulty information.

papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

It's good to be reminded these days that science, and scientists, still fucking rule. 🚀