And!!!!! ✨️☆soft☆✨️ Toothbrush

I cant wait to spend $300 so I can get another loot bag

Also at some point in the last year I cracked one of my fillings from stress clenching my teeth together.

I love when my dentist gives me my little loot bag

trump has died and tomorrow he will rise from the dead and ascend to heaven

You want to talk about Stranger Things? How about all the strange things going on in Washington?

Manifesting a year where I don't have to lose my juicy asscheeks from stress again. 😭🙏🏻

My client today was a tattoo artist, and she drew the design up, printed off the references and the linework for the stencil. She even printed a photo off of the stencil placement. What a gem 😌❤️

Damn, I'm really out here double cheeked up with a good heart.

😫

Asking the next man who tells me he genuinely enjoys utilitarian architecture which Scotiabank he was born in

"Diva Down..." I whisper as I empty my menstrual cup

Some of us (me) are carrying heavy burdens (a juicy ass and a kind heart) 😞💔

Do you think it has anything to do with my Big Naturals hat?

Brandon told me I have more Uncle Energy than him.

Cashews is the shrimp of nuts.

Sorry

She B on my Enson till I Boone.

If I don't get a vegan dilly bar in the next 24 hours heads are gonna roll

Look at this adorable dumbass

I had to bring smudge to the vet again so they can do a urinalysis (his pisser was empty on Friday)-- looking forward to collecting the "spicy boy" post it note they always leave on his carrier.

El*n and Tr*mp will go down in history as the world's bitchiest frenemies.

I was honestly kind of vibing to the MRI machine noises.
👽🛸🎶🎧

The things I would do for a lobotomy rn would land me in jail probably.

‘Captain Newfoundland’ Doc On Legacy Of Media Magnate Geoff Stirling Sets Canadian Distribution Game Theory Films Boards ‘Captain Newfoundland’ Doc On Legacy Of Media Magnate & Mystic Geoff Stirling

“In my new movie, my reincarnation, I may not come back to Newfoundland. I may not even come back to this planet.”

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Got a haircut and now I'm SO BACK and gayer looking than ever

Him big

Someone pls convince me to not preorder like 3 MTG × FF booster boxes I am FERAL FOR THEM. LOOK AT THIS SILLY LITTLE DUMBASS

💀Believe it or not: they haven't changed