the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it
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look man ive got a lot of sympathy for you but you cant blame the haunted amulet your estranged grandfather left you in his will for all your problems
photos of adult male and female Pleotomodes needhami ant-loving fireflies. The male is fairly standard looking for a firefly and mostly black with some dull red on its pronotum, while the female is wingless and cream-colored. photos by Jay Keller and Richard Joyce
we don't know what they do in there
Don’t forget to vote Yes today! 💚
Do you think 68 feels insecure and left out because it’s between 67 and 69?
a white cat peaking through a blue field of clovers and flowers in the shade of blue and purple
clover field 🍀☘️🐈
A close-up on the head of a north American river otter.
An Asian small-clawed otter on a rock, shedding water droplets.
A spotted-necked otter laying on rocks.
A sea otter floating on its back in the water.
Announcing our first theme week: Otter Week!
I've got otters on the brain and I've got to share them, so it's time for a whole week of updated species, new species, and photos galore.
Our first species of the week drops soon! I can only preview four but there's a fifth the look forward to...
come on man.
The way profit maxxing corpo culture has invaded every form of art through algorithms pushing people into daily posting is really weighing on me lately. Efficiency and regularity of making "content" being prized above all else feels so grim, man.
LRT
BSKY DDOSSED THEMSELVES because of a fucking vibecoded glitch AHAHAHA the outage was their own fucking fault!!!!
AKSHOEALLY.... Never fucking stop clowning this site's staff for being proud of their AI usage. Hahahaha
A crow says "I just want to"
"Focus" Crow is now very detailed and crouching down
I wanna see Aang the Last Airbender in a theater
I wanna see Aang the Last Airbender in a theater
I wanna see Aang the Last Airbender in a theater
I WANNA SEE AANG THE LAST AIRBENDER IN A 🌟THEATER🌟
A photo of a chocolate crocodile plush being held around the belly by two hands. The holding position makes it look like the crocodile is sitting on the person’s lap, which is covered by a soft brown blanket. The chocolate crocodile, very rotund and very chunky, has a bit of a tummy when held like this, probably from eating so many desserts! It has a layer of darker chocolate with sprinkles on top, while the belly is a softer, lighter brown.
A photo of two chocolate crocodile plushies on top of a round wooden platform. There is a larger plush to the right, about 60cm long, and a smaller, baby-sized plush to its left. They are surrounded by potted plants in the background and chocolate mocha bites on the foreground, chocolate eggs placed carefully in front of them. The crocodiles have a layer of dark chocolate on top with rainbow sprinkles, the top half of the body a soft brown, and the belly an even lighter shade. They’re just like Finnish mokkapalat!
Chocolate crocodile plushies! 🍫🐊
Amen.
illustrations of the sea animal jorunna parva also knows as sea bunnies
Sea bunnies 🌊🐰
#art #seabunnies
A very tiny bright orange baby salamander. It is extraordinarily cute, lying happily on moss.
We saw our first little red eft of the year today. If you see one please do not pick it up! Their skin is highly porous and the salt, oils, lotion, sunblock, bug spray, etc. from your hands can make them sick. Use a leaf to move them if they must be relocated for their safety. ❤️
Lychee & Lotus, 9 years young and fully embracing spa day energy. 🐢
These black-breasted leaf turtles are pros at soaking. Keeping hydrated is key for their health, helping with everything from shell condition to overall wellness.
📸: Animal curator Natalie
Three images of Neil banging out the tunes on April 13, 2006. Neil is a hairless rat.
Twenty years ago, Neil banged out the tunes. Who was he? Come on a brief and fruitful quest to find out: defector.com/a-brief-and-...
the more inequality grows, the more every ultrabillionaire on the planet should be fearing for their safety at all times
I think people need to realize indie means “independent control” and not “niche”
【DELTARUNE】
Top view of a white rat with purple eyes collecting star shaped flowers, with a bunch held in their mouth. The background is filled with blue/green leaves, and flowers varying in pale colours.
Collecting Star Flowers ✨
We really did a massive disservice to kids who were interested in computers (and everyone else) by conflating "interested in computers" with "highly intelligent" and then setting them loose on the world with that misconception.
Digital illustration of a colorful moon with a little bun astronaut floating above. Surrounded by angel bunnies and flowers
angel of the moon🌕
governor abbott took away our rainbow crosswalks but we replaced them with much more visible rainbow sidewalks, and some businesses have followed suit (one added rainbow exterior stairs)
Toads are in the neighborhood again.
When I’m all ears 👂