Watching sports on the East Coast is SO DUMB.
Posts by Nick Christensen
Now try East Portland
I’m sure if the Blazers get swept the new owners will spend big for a quality free agent
If Shorsey has taught me anything, it’s that this exchange was entirely on purpose.
cc @edsbs.bsky.social
HeART of Portland was first produced in 2015 as a way to show the public where money from the Portland Arts Tax is being put to use.
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
Sitting on the tarmac at PDX for 40 minutes because there’s too much traffic for my plane to land at SeaTac. A lot of grumpy people gonna miss a connection. Why does Delta book flights when there’s no room at the inn?
Honouring #Jackie42 💙
Brandon Valenzuela brought out THIS chest protector for his first Jackie Robinson Day 👏
Vision Zero means 4-laning US 97 from Bend to Klamath Falls
Panda Express drive thru 🫤
When the war is going so badly you pivot back to the Epstein Files
Progress - or at least demolition - on the Lents Burgerville (cc @maccoinnich.bsky.social )
Sitting at the office, wondering if Donald Trump is stupid enough to start a nuclear apocalypse *after* a work day ends
I mean, my man, you coulda done it at 8 am and spared me the commute today
Blazers gonna go 13-0 in the playoffs
Rick Monday being physically assaulted mid-play prompting him to call security on his own broadcast partner
Wake up, babe, it’s #OpeningDay! 😂
I swear when they make a statue of Deni in front of the new Moda Center, his face better have that look of anguish he gets after being fouled
This city has more potholes than there are birds slaughtered in the U.S. for foie gras
When we're all partying after Trump dies and the right is performatively aghast, please remind them of this post
Rich getting richer is ruining March
Most important change. International arrivals suck right now
Step one. Build South Waterfront ballpark.
Step two: host Pool B at said stadium
Step three: Portland Crows opening day in 2029
News Roundup: Lloyd Center, Williams and Russell, Alaska Airlines Hangar, and more www.nextportland.com/2026/03/17/n...
Just remember, the Columbia River Crossing was slated to cost an "eye-popping" $3.6 billion and was supposed to be finished by 2024 when it was cancelled in 2013.
By scrapping that plan, we've added $12 billion and 20 years to construction.
Il sogno finice
Hotels are small businesses.
Restaurants are small businesses.
25,000 visitors need a place to eat and stay.
Sports venues support the economy.
The awkward position of really hoping Manny Machado hits a homer
It's so cool that baseball can sound like this in March.
Get a load of the absolute chaos Wilyer Abreu unleashed on the Venezuela dugout after his go-ahead moonshot