Missing out on their chance to order a double tap strike on non-military targets. Sad.

A nation anxiously awaits the deranged incoherent lying of an unregistered sex offender

Roberts and the Republican justices deserve every bit of this fucking circus since this case should never even be here.

A rectangular garden bed covered in mulch. It's been seeded with wildflowers to find out what comes up. At the front of the bed is an irrigation pipe coming up. A fence guards the back area from doggos from getting in a banned area. An gated arbor helps block the doggos as well and is at the front corner of the bed.

A few retaining wall stones have been laid out to test the new gardens shape. The ground is very uneven and needs work. An irrigation pipe rises very high near the stone's location. Other gardens, the arbor, and fencing can be seen on the background.

A piebald dachshund disappears her head digging into a dirt pile.

Back bed has returned in full. Seeded it with a bunch of random wildflower seeds from packets we've received (mostly native seeds). Bed will be our experiment bed to have fun with and see what takes. Frankie helped* (but also has now been blocked out from the compost area)

Absolutely bonkers statement from the SPEAKER of the US HOUSE of REPRESENTATIVES

Because I’m serious and it explains a lot when you apply it.

A shepherd-pitt mix has a snooze on a couch. Her tongue is barely sticking out her mouth.

A piebald Dachshund with a peeled back left ear from running awaits the ball to be thrown.

We fostered Mariposa who we got adopted fast to a mom & daughter who loved her immediately. Then we rescued a Frankie Girl who loves ball and squeakers. Hope you had a good sleep!

GitHub hits CTRL-Z, decides it will train its AI with user data after all As of April 24 you'll be feeding the Octocat unless you opt out Microsoft's GitHub next month plans to begin using customer interaction data – "specifically inputs, outputs, code snippets, and associated context" – to train its AI models.…

GitHub hits CTRL-Z, decides it will train its AI with user data after all

I keep thinking about how Trumpism isn't even pragmatic assholery, a moral tradeoff where warmongering and cruelty leads to better results for Americans. He's just smashing the lose-lose button over and over again, making our country meaner and more violent, but also poorer and worse to live in

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

lol totally forgot to include the video of me chasing down a bride in her wedding dress to give her a free cone.

All of these are policies they're already supposed to be following. So why would anyone believe they'll start following them in exchange for DHS funding.

I mean, come on. The proper response to "We won't deport U.S. citizens if you fund DHS" is, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Damn, looks like it actually broke up and picked up the lake ice in this longer video.

schumer posts with timestamp that there has been no response on bombing iran

is the strongly worded letter taking too long, like why am i awake and posting before the supposed leader of the fucking opposition party. what are we fucking doing here, man

Not sure that "refuse illegal orders" message got through tho

War is massacre of people who don't know each other for the profit of people who do know each other but don't massacre each other.

How many people around the world have to die because Becky and Walter, voters from Pennsylvania have the critical thinking skills of a turnip.

I am so tired of this.

Every single element of life is either more deadly, more expensive or more inconvenient (often all three) today than it’s been in decades & it’s purely because our robber baron overlords decided to dedicate the entirety of the US apparatus to doing barbaric & culturally suicidal white nationalism

Erin thank you for asking lmao, I am launching a pint-glass-mediated native plant education project. I just got the glasses yesterday and delivered the first 17 cases today 😅 they’re going to bars all over the city to try to reach people who would not seek at this kind of information online

Judge Goodwin: "An anonymous government is no government at all. It cannot be held accountable. A masked agent freely uses force without justifying his actions, and the public cannot name him to challenge his conduct. A regime of secret policing has no place in our society."

Calling the requirement for a judicial warrant before entering a person’s home one of the Democrats’ “new restrictions on federal immigration agents” crosses the line into outright falsehood. It’s in the Bill of Rights! A rule as old as the republic.

A piebald colored dachshund jumps up to get a small tennis ball.

A piebald dachshund with her left ear flipped over staring attentively and waiting for a tennis ball to be thrown. Her white tail is up and ready!

A piebald dachshund snoozes with her head on a person's ankle and a fluffy fox toy is with her.

So, The Patch is back to 💯*. We welcomed Frankie home this weekend. She loves ball, loves snoozin' under the blankets, and is the next Dachshund defender for the gardens.

*Still some work to replace the patio and rebuild the two raised gardens from the sewer work

Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...

I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.

thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Club penguin on the phone saying “what do you mean you’re being murdered. That’s illegal people can’t do that”

when you call Hakeem Jeffries to say you’re worried about the gestapo he is funding