This was meant to come up on budget reply, but was dumped - so looks like the panic button has been hit

you'll never be rid of him

Liberal Party's "Advance" kicks off with outright lies - The Klaxon Liberal Party-funded disinformation group “Advance” has kicked off the official election campaign with a host of outright lies, including that an ALP minority government would see utes “banned” and im...

🚨The Liberal Party's disinformation arm “Advance” has kicked off the official election campaign with a barrage of outright lies to "farmers" and outer-suburban voters. The US-style “false flag” outfit claims utes to be "banned" and immigration "tripled". theklaxon.com.au/liberal-part...

Dutton today on Jews in Australia: "I’ve never seen an element of society ostracised in such a way"

Yeah, that's why they have a much lower life expectancy, earn 25% less than everyone else, and are 17 times more likely to be incarcerated...

Oh wait, no that's another group.. can't think who.

AUS players to score a Test double ton after turning 38
Don Bradman
USMAN KHAWAJA

#SLvAUS

Ludicrous XI for Australia. No Schutt with the pink ball. No Wareham, who has dominated with bat and ball. McGrath down at 8 to shoehorn in Healy as a non-keeper. Only four front-rank bowlers, and Brown is erratic. Lopsided nonsense. #WAshes

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

Ash's ton. #Ashes 🏏

Those NBA highlights reel tiktokers gonna make water drop reels and I will watch every single one.

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯

I've quoted this Defector piece on the demise of Deadspin before and I'll quote it again - "nobody who matters ever asked for any of this shit."

If they go on with this, the game's gone.

Australia lost the SCG Test in which Waugh brought up 10000 runs. Smith needs to be dismissed for less than five here if Australia are to win this. #AUSvIND 🏏

Remember to use Alt text so Joel Wilson can read your messages #ausvind

List of Test players dismissed in the nervous 9,990s
Brian Lara (twice)
Mahela Jayawardene
Alastair Cook
STEVE SMITH

#AUSvIND

TV umpire to director, we have a player review for caught behind. Can we start with the worst possible camera angle first.

#AUSvIND 🏏

Government commissioned report says the government’s proposed stadium is a terrible idea

Dimwit premier clearly had no intention of doing anything apart from bulldozing ahead.

Shot, chaser. What a bunch of clowns. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01...

All this talk about Netflix deliberately trying to make dramas that you can have on in the background while you do other things, a pleasant wash of noise punctuated by moments of extreme tension and drama, makes me realise that they are essentially trying to make a scripted version of test cricket.

Didn’t even need the new ball. That’s Cummins’ influence. Reduce, reuse, recycle.

🏏 # AUSvIND

Commiserations to all of the patriotic columnists at The Australian who won't be able to write about how Australia lost because of Pat Cummins woke

there's simply no better sport on earth than test cricket

Remember when Sam Konstas batted? That was this Test. #AUSvIND 🏏

Someone nearby just shouted "Fuck off that was out you cunt" and yes I am definitely in Australia.

Justin Langer: It's going to be controversial ...

Tim Lane: I'm not sure, Ricky ...

Ricky Ponting: AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED THERE'S NO ARGUMENT WHATSOEVER.

#AUSvIND

Cricket is so much better than all that other bullshit you care about (family/friends etc)

Pulse check on Gavaskar?

BIN LID BIN LID BIN LID #AUSvIND

Australia made a mistake by dismissing Kohli early, he would have got Jaiswal out by now #AUSvIND

Rocks or diamonds. Travis Head makes no sense whatsoever #AUSvIND

Gilly took a moment there, for the benefit of those new to the game, to completely fail to explain how bowling averages are calculated #ausvind