Rancherostar

Sure everyvody knows Epic but Midlife Crisis whips so so so much ass

I still think about that ad for whatever pod, "What if I used CRISPR to get big muscles?" every day of my life

I bought a playstation!

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To celebrate, let's donate the final score (+fees) of Florida State's baseball win over Notre Dame Saturday that The Hotdog Enjoyer endured for all of 4 innings

Hard to believe a group of my friends stood around at the start of covid and decided to have some kids to pass the time and now they're all actual people.

The 3 year old has successfully attained the rank of 4 year old. When asked what he wanted to do for his birthday, he said he wanted to ride with me to pick up pizzas. The folks at Dominos wished him a happy birthday and he is having the best day ever.

I FOUND JESUS IN A GAS STATION BEER CAVE

Technically this still counts as acknowledging your tribal chief

"BAGDAD?!? UH OH WE MADE A WRONG TURN SOMEWHERE!"
- me, to my family, every single time we drive to Pensacola

I kept saying the pattern was positive but nobody believes me

Hell yeah

The Devil's Advocate - Al Pacino and Charlize Theron YouTube video by Bib48_MovieClips

The bit about Charlize Theron's neck is an all timer
youtu.be/x8Fof-v90p0?...

Some of y'all never lived with a hoarder and it shows

Tidy

Lost whatever

Mark Richt has loat control of The Fulmer Cup

...all that's to say beef is expensive chicken is boring we should all be eating more pork

I mean I had a real job just no money and if the friendly cocaine man wanted to watch me play Ace Combat who was I to say no?

Bringing back a place doesn't matter if we aren't bringing back the time and circumstances in which it existed. Viva 2011.

Upon reflection I decided that bringing Tomahawk or Big Daddy's back wouldn't do anything for me as a 42 year old father of 2 with work in the morning. But the smell coming off this grill... I love what I've got.

I had a huge charcoal grill and country ribs were forever bogo at Winn Dixie so we had constant backyard bbqs. Last weekend at my baby brother's wedding one of his groomsmen asked if I could resurrect one bar, which would it be?

In 2011 I was single, poor, living in a hovel with a looney tunes girl roommate, and the drug dealer next door would hang out weighing bags watching me play xbox. I was drinking almost free at the local campus-adjacent happy hour where I also played music on weekends.

Today the almost-four year old learned about The American Dream

Made a playlist entitled Gods of Buttrock to try something. Shinedown. Seether. Chevelle. Breaking Bengamin. 12 Years. Papa Roach. Etc.

Now Tidal thinks that is the kind of music I like and I've discovered something. I've discovered that Bullet For My Valentine is the worst band to ever exist.

Jim Gandolfini an honorary Wilford Brimley award winner for looking old as hell at 36

Season tickets are $350 a pop might as well give the money to somebody who will do something useful with it