Hey Apple Music, maybe don’t play The Commander Thinks Aloud till Artemis gets back.

I’m sure there exists a worse photoshop nightmare poster/cover “art” but I can’t think of one.

Interesting that the first item in the list is “fighter” not “Christian”.

AXS remains the worst ticketing platform I have ever seen.

I hate this version of the United States so much.

2 headlines from this week

It’s the pickle.

That’ll fix it right up.

Plus Jack Bruce played one.

Has a mild dyslexia moment at the ATL airport and read “service animal area” as “animal service area” and thought that it must be where you change the oil in your corgi.

Baby, There's No One Like You YouTube video by Double Trouble - Topic

One of my favorite Dr John Tracks w/ Double Trouble, Stevie Ray Vaughan’s band’s abs featuring a Willie Nelson guitar solo. youtu.be/HOelUgK_DHU?...

Seconded, but they need a carry-on sized one.

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

Liam goes home…

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That never stopped the birthday boy. Hell, he can’t even claim that much.

You have the opportunity to do the funniest thing. And get paid $40 an hour!

Reporters should be asking congressional Republicans what *other* kinds of Americans they think deserve to be executed in the street by the president's goon squad.

"So you support the murder of a mom and a VA nurse, but what about an Eagle Scout or a kindergarten teacher? How about a priest?"

Any decent human being who is an ICE agent should resign immediately. Any decent cop who sees ICE should be prepared to protect their community from ICE.

ICE just gunned down ANOTHER person, beating a man half to death before shooting him at point blank range. What the fuck are we doing?

ARREST ICE NOW. PROSECUTE ICE NOW.

I will not rest until every single one of these murderers is held accountable to the communities they terrorize.

There is no redeeming this, no amount of training that can fix the rot at the heart of this institution. Any Democratic official that votes to give this agency a penny is betraying our country.

Or his face and other parts of his face

I genuinely don't understood how America took the emoluments clause -- the common-sense bar on a president using his powers to line his own pockets, a law children can understand -- and just said, nah, that doesn't apply for our Very Special Boy.

I saw Rhett Miller open for Guster in Knoxville maybe 10 or 12 years ago. Just him and a J-200. He can write and sing a fine tune.

Just write what you know. If you just write "what you know", you've got three words, and no matter how many times you repeat it, it's still going to be a crappy story.

And Tiny Tim, who did not die, somehow returned.

“High end”

A thing I just said out loud while driving on I 75 north: “goddamnit I’m still in Florida”

I long for a time where I could tell whether this was satire or not

Mlargus, Fat Greg, and Squamp. You want my Venmo?