this is so sweet...also, far out kisses are hard to draw, you nailed it!
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oh not even, the movie isn't bad in a fun way. mostly in a miserable, brain deadening way.
Its bad. Don't watch it.
the movie also could have had a kinda interesting ending, but then shits itself with a dumb whities get revenge on the scary brown lady epilogue.
Also this movie made me so bored that I started to get mean about the lead actor. Things I said to my girlfriend while watching legally distinguished the Mummy:
'this dude looks like a malfunctioning puppet'
'this dad looks like he was 3d printed'
'this guy is like if a furby became a man'
Speaking of, it was pretty smart of the scary ancient cult that doesn't want to be discovered to kidnap the kid of a semi-well known international news guy.
I mean, I guess it was kinda smart as it never factors into the plot.
I'm really glad they etched a silly winged skeleton into each side of the scary black pyramid. It really screamed ancient Egypt and not like 'my new ep is on soundcloud'
also pretty cool of them to avoid the 'ancient foreign customs are scary' trope by using fake ancient foreign customs that are scary.
...are those terrible coyotes bad cgi or even worse ai? fucking hell.
One of the big claims the movie made was 'no green-screens! We shot on real sets'. How exciting. I'm so pleased that the movie is shot with such a shallow depth of field that the whole thing looks like the bottom of an empty dumpster only blurry.
Concept art is a curse. Artstation is a fucking blight. Seeing obviously modern art in what is supposed to be an ancient book is so godawful. They think you're stupid. Or they just don't care.
Another good way to do a mystery is to have three characters investigate it at the same time even though you already know what is going on. Why the fuck is this movie over two hours long?
A really good way to maintain a mystery is to clearly explain everything that is about to happen in a fifteen minute long prelude.
When a new horror movie is at the cinema, there is a pretty good chance my girlfriend and I will go and watch it. Which means seeing a lot of dogshit movies, such as 'differentiated for legal reasons' the Mummy.
A thread of pointless, mean spirited petty grievances follow;
s-s-s-s-snap!!!
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they get the power up and become shorter and even more stacked?
i understand! the ovas are gorgeous! while 2040 ran out of its animation budget part way through episode 2
...most unpopular opinion of all time but I like the music and characters a lot more in 2040. It also has enough room that all four girls get character arcs!
tooo bad its kinda ugly as hell
ooooh! i love that a monopoly can be illegal in current year! what a nice surprise :D
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i would have guess Hakaider and dogs. I'm very sorry. but I'm pleased to be corrected!
OOOh...any version of priss? cuz I'm got 2040 indoctrinated at a sensitive age the lena x priss tension may have turned me gay.
leon is an okayish dude but jeez he's such a beard.
i heard that you gotta wawa
i'm thinking about the english dub soundtrack for Dragon Ball Z - Lord Slug again.
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while I continue to work on Violet Core I got a side thing drawing wonderful buff women with @tronknotts.bsky.social for a little comic and it rules.
If you liked the 1993 Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo classic feature film and enjoy professional wrestling, we have got such a treat for you.
WIIU! WIIU!!!!!!!
He is risen.
you might be sad, but you should dye your hair.
whoooa, those are some good pals!
you should do a big thread postin' a buncha that vile art you got >:3