And now we wait

#Routine

Not enough E(stradiol) tanks :(

Loses all his hard earned upgrades
Lands on a dangerous planet
Guided by an AI
Rebuilds his arsenal using tricks learned from local flora and fauna l
Has to stop an evil mega organization from exploiting a powerful alien creature for profit

Predator badlands is a Metroid movie. I will not elaborate at this time

"I asked Twitter." "I asked Grok." Well I asked my mom and she said she'd either pick us up or drop us off but she won't do both.

Parade with papaw tonight… ❤️ he brought millions of dollars worth of tanks for all his constituents and I’m the only one who showed. 😢 love him

I got an old one that's better than that
Rom has the glow in its eyes
Rom's curling up, gonna port ‘cross the map
Rom’s gonna give me some eyes

A depressed man goes to see the great clown pagliacci in concert
Pagliacci calls to him from the stage “why are you here”
“I’m here because I’m so very despondent”
“You should see my therapist he’s great”
“But pagliacci, don’t you recognize me?”
(The therapist was wearing Groucho Marx glasses)

Clarabelle, who is often shown to be in a romantic relationship with Goofy, is often mistakenly portrayed as a silly character despite being serious. This is due to miscommunication during the design process; when Walt Disney was asked about her main character trait he said “she’s fuckin’ Goofy”

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was “forgetting” to put his egg recipe away at a church cookout in the 50s

I’ve spent about 45 mins playing the Indiana Jones game and about 70% of it was me eating biscotti and beating up fascists with a broom stick.

12 stars

Can't believe Naughty Dog announced Zybourne Clock...

Bad news everyone, I got a blackstone griddle and now that I turned 40 I’m ready for it to become my whole personality.

The more I think about it the more I’m sure Bloodborne is a Christmas game. A Dickensian city, including an orphan and a magical doll come to life, gathers together to commemorate the birth of God’s child.

Ok, but can I interest you in an 8 figured Jesus shaking hands with a buff Elon Musk?

The fake movie poster that inspired this.

Friend in discord posted that awful MGS/Zoolander fake movie poster but I felt like we needed to take it further...

It’s giving Oingo Boingo album cover energy

Sooner or later you’re going to have to accept one of my burner accounts

I propped up a bunch of Halloween skeletons to be facing the door when my wife came home from work. After , she and the kids sang Happy Birthday to me, not realizing my seat was still in the eye line of the skeletons. Celebrating my 40th with skeletons staring at me is an A+ feeling.

Not spoiling this cuz it’s literally the first thing that happens when you login #warwithin

Corn Strac Hony

Buddy they won't even let me fuck the popcorn

Looking back over the year, I gotta say this was my favorite part of the game. #BaldursGate3

Dinner: Part 7 of the Andre Saga

I have borrowed the knife you were saving for the party
Please forgive me
It was anemic
and so sweet