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Posts by Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus.

I read a number of long running sci-fi stories on Reddit. Tonight, 264 chapters into one of my favourites, one of my favourite characters has died and I'm here weeping like an idiot. I will not be getting over this any time soon.

DON'T GET INTO READING KIDS! IT WILL ONLY HURT YOU!

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It happens man, you can't know everything about everybody. It has happened to me too, but the fact that you've blocked them and feel bad means you're a decent human being.

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a badger walking down a dirt path in a field ALT: a badger walking down a dirt path in a field

Heck yeah! Let's go!

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I had this shit a few years back, absolutely would not take it that I wasn't the debtor. Debt collectors are the worst.

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You know if they were sorry about it, people grow, people learn, people seek help, the benefit of the doubt could be given... But in this case, absolutely fuck off.

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Fuck yeah, I did threaten to burn down the bank of England if badgers didn't get on a note.

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Shuts the door on twitter.
Sits down in bluesky with a cup of tea.
Listens to the quiet.

That's better.

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*threat pose*
*Stares*
*Headbutts*
*Lays on you*

What the fuck woman?!

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

Got a number of mutuals following.
Unrepentant, avoid.

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I hope you continue to bring disgust to the narrow minded and enjoy being yourself. Show them the middle finger with a smile!

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This and other lies at noon.

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Hello. Yes. We are the best family!

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Remaining incompetent to ensure I don't really have imposter syndrome...

Tonight apparently I am incompetent at "getting some fucking sleep"

2 months ago 1 2 1 0

All for a [censored] bowl.

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What. The. Actual. Shit?!?!?!
You do all that work for years and not a thing?
Vent in our group chat.... I have some very choice words....

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I drank many drinks, I ate terrible food, I am a shriveled, dehydrated mess so very full of gas and tummy ache.....
But it was such a nice night.

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dot the opossum yukkin' it up with the bemused badger herbalist

dot the opossum yukkin' it up with the bemused badger herbalist

Brother Mort liked the peace and solitude of his herb garden but even so a visit from Sister Dot and her latest tranche of dirty jokes rarely went unappreciated

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This is the perfect image

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D1041 is Awesome! Maybach Thrash part 2!
D1041 is Awesome! Maybach Thrash part 2! YouTube video by avocet89

Please enjoy some footage from me and my friend from way back in 2002 ;p

youtu.be/Zc85kHSi5Mk?...

4 months ago 2 1 1 0

My first exposure to a wizzo was D1014 at the ELR gala in 2002... Been in line ever since.
Always had a soft spot for hydraulics, specially Teddy Bears and Hymeks

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You lucky sausage, I missed out on a ticket :(

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Greta does not understand the workings of mechanical turbochargers if that is the case >=}

GLAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!!!

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TikTok - Make Your Day

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It's Yule and you know what? These time of family and friends I was told to start being more active, more present. So here I am. I should show what I've been up too, things I've made. So.... I'll be posting some tiktoks and links to the things I've been up to.

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jake paul entered a boxing match wearing the logos of a irl massive racist and then got his jaw broken by a black man.

i think that's beautiful

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One of my favourite types of loco ever. Please enjoy it at KWVR diesel gala 2024 >=}

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I could watch Jake Paul get knocked on his ass all day. Oh what a beautiful morning.

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