The five stages of grief but it's just me realizing I have to leave my house

Can't solve the case until he collects a DNA sample.

Tom Apple, CEO of Apple phone

Rip Timb Apple. You were best at inventing phones that are too expensive

~`*`~ Good night, sweet prince ~`*`~

I'm convinced that Brian Lunduke is the most absurd human being alive.

It was a quite valuable brand at one time, oddly enough

Here's What They're Really Doing With Iran | Whitney Webb YouTube video by Only The SAVVY

jfc www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNMR...

He's got my vote

Nutted but she still sucking out my life force.

No but I've enjoyed hot dog ramen noodles on more than one occasion.

Let those that have never been this drunk cast the first stone.

Providing aid and comfort to America's enemies.

I will not take a cigarette either. My body is a temple into which only laboratory produced pharmaceuticals may enter.

I will not take a weed today. I will keep my mind and body pure from all vegetative poisons.

Why are you laughing? One step forward and two steps back is a progress of sorts!

Seems bad.

Messed up.. if true

Look, before making Cruise out to be the bad guy, have you considered that his daughter might be possessed by Enturbulated Thetans?

ChatGPT is fucking my wife and now my son calls it dad.

TRUMP: the strait is now open and we totally won the war

THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF: jesus christ dude

Scott Bessent with a smug look on his face.

Scott Bessent looks like the antagonist of an 80's boner comedy about a stock trading chimpanzee.

"You can't retaliate for our overt act of war! We will blow up the fucking moon! I swear to god! I WILL BLOW THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO SMITHEREENS!"

--Trump, probably.

I can highly recommend women. 5 out of 5 stars.

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He's digging sooo deep into that side hair to put that comb-over together these days lmao

AMAZING.

A man squirting mustard into his open mouth, the bottle has cartoon ahegao eyes

Squeeze bottle of mustard shooting a stream of mustard into his mouth while the bottle of mustard moans with pleasure.

The little green parachute that opens for the flag as it drops is so funny that I think it broke my brain.

Only she has what it takes to open the Strait of Hormuz.

The charges?

Being awesome in the first degree and, of course, piracy.