Ta-da! This is what I’ll be wearing when I go to see the Michael Jackson biopic.

lol got banned from the Michael Jackson movie Reddit coz I posted "glad to see children are safe to see this movie just as they are safe now that Michael himself has passed away".

i'm in a green t-shirt, michael is behind me in a maroon mod anorak

SUNDAY! On the latest episode of Long Distance, Bit Weird @mbalazo.bsky.social and I chat with actual @robinince.bsky.social about staying in love with comedy (and Chris Hadfield's toilet).

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I hope the Michael Jackson biopic focuses on this hangout

To play it safe, they should re-edit the Michael Jackson biopic so it ends right after he's born.

All the guys at the gym are excited about the Michael Jackson biopic.

it's robin ince!

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We were honoured to be joined by the legend that is @robinince.bsky.social to talk about how comedy is the best thing for this week's episode of Long Distance, Bit Weird.

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Thanks, Peter! Bloody lovely @robinince.bsky.social. Recommend to anyone who is a bit sick of hearing from comedians that "you can't say anything anymore".

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Canada, FIFA World Cup host country, rejected visa to President, Gen. Sec and Head of Legal at Palestine FA to attend FIFA Congress on 30 April. We're hearing also Lebanese, Iranian, Syrian FAs were denied visas. Congress is only event where FAs can feed into football governance

This is indefensible.

Canadians must boycott the World Cup.

Oh no they’re playing Frank Zappa at the gym.

Me doing standup: 1. I don't think it's right to attack anyone for the way they look. but I will make an exception for Elon Musk. 2. Because in every photo I've ever seen of Elon Musk he looks like if you stuck a knife in to him... 3. ...he would just be cake.

Elon Musk.

All the teens in the park are freaking out over the new Rolling Stones single Rough and Twisted.

“Maybe I didn’t make myself clear… YOU are supposed to be the ones living in fear, not ME”

Is TV too sexy? Are diapers good?

@soozuk.bsky.social and I find out in the new bonus ep of Long Distance, Bit Weird available now at patreon.com/LongDistanceBitWeird

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Me when I think of the magic of cinema

The Pope should send Trump a special Bible with a stinky surprise inside. And when he opens it? Yuck!!!

The Pope CANNOT be allowed to develop nuclear weapons.

If Trump does the unthinkable and nukes the Pope? We will be in uncharted territory.

Going to be so funny watching people try and act like this never happened one day

Absolutely not

royal dansk danish butter cookies tin

Imagine if you were at grandma's house and you opened this tin and it doesn't have butter biscuits inside, it's just a sewing kit AND THEN THE SEWING KIT BECOMES 1000 SPIDERS

man in union jack suit

canadian morph suit

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Today on @ldbwpod.bsky.social I go DEEP on the history of the British flag and @mbalazo.bsky.social talks about how one of the first drafts for the Canadian flag had a beaver on it.

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Being legends!

i don’t understand why the guys who aren’t brave enough to tell donald trump that the shoes he bought them don’t fit aren’t standing up to him!!

I hope the world doesn't explode before I get to see He-Man and Skeletor doing their thing on the silver screen!

Kanye has no idea about this!

Looks like Kanye West’s summer won’t include a trip to the West End to see Oliver!

Looks like Kanye West’s summer won’t include: crisps, real ale, football matches and especially Sunday roasts down the pub!