Dealing with two different organizations for lectures this summer. One is like family, the other is... not as fun to interface with.
Posts by Shawn Porter
Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.
If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?
A screenshot of my Letterboxd four most recent. The films are Obsession, I want your sex, Carolina, Caroline, and and Hokum.
Not a bad weekend of films, so far!
@letterboxd.social Friday but two days late.
Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.
Lecture Slide. it features an aging hipster who looks like a tattooed Dennis the Menace, wearing a shirt that says SAILOR SID, inset with a photo of that same aging weirdo as a teenager, shirtless, with his mentor Jack. Jack is heavily tattooed and has a prominent set of piercings. the text on the slide reads: SPEAKER INTRODUCTIONS Shawn Porter, with Shawn's bonafides listed sequentially.
Too much?
his kind of 'curated stupidity' is bread and butter to media outlets. regrettably.
The site's GM saying out loud at a funeral for an area manger, "and they say I never socialize with staff"
An employee written up for not "making rate" in her department the week her son died. The area manager and OPs manager told her they were sympathetic re her loss, but rate is rate.
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An employee who had been taking care of her niece fired for rushing to the ER to be with her. Her immediate manager told her to go & he'd square the paperwork, but she was out of "personal time" and was fired. The HR rep said "it's not like it was her DAUGHTER." That rep was later promoted.
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Evidence of a miscarriage in the ladies room; we later learned the employee went back to work, fearing reprisal/termination. She couldn't afford to lose the job.
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Some things I saw working @ Amazon from 2001-2010
An employee taken out on a stretcher after suffering a cardiac incident was given an attendance infraction for leaving without approved sick time. If he would have had too many "incidents" resulting from this, he could have been fired.
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I worked for Amazon from 2001-2010. The stories I tell about that place always seem so sensationalistic until something like this happens.
A small black hairless cat in front of an orange wall.
Ron.
A pair of pink panties stretched over a NO PARKING STREET CLEANING sign
No Parking.
South Philadelphia.
A redrawn version of a classic Fantastic Four pinup page by Jack Kirby with the crew of the Artemis 2
My tribute to the Artemis 2 crew in the style of Jack Kirby
The Erotic Cinema of Radley Metzger - New Restorations
Showing at Metrograph, New York
April 18 to April 25, 2026
Introduced in-person by Ashley West (The Rialto Report) and Rob King (author of ‘Man of Taste - The Erotic Cinema of Radley Metzger’)
Tickets on sale now!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER.
Every time I see a photo of Trump, my first thought is "he probably had shit in his pants in this photo"
Every time. Shit pants president.
All your life you’ll hear old people say things like “I’d forget my ass if it wasn’t nailed on,” but only when you start to have your own oft-forgotten butt will you begin to get it.
You think he'd actually take time away from beating his terrified daughter to do government work?
It is, Thomas. It is.
I get to see this on the big screen (again) this month. It won't be as good as the time I saw it on Halloween with Martha Stewart at the theater, but... what could?
Don lemon makes a joke that I shouldn’t type out.
@donlemonofficial.bsky.social - who I used to know from his Philly/my TLA days - is comin in hot.
Chinga la migra, friends!
(Old friend introduced me to that just yesterday, to my great delight.)
I just heard someone on Instagram use the word "Kash Patel's GOONER account" and Im not sure I'm ready for what comes next.
someone should write an article with that as a headline.
… currently in my fridge.
Three more hotdogs
I tapped out at 6.
Three hotdogs with a hockey rink in the back ground.
Dollar Dag Night