Conventions are worse tho. Their rejection emails read like “over 3,000 of you 🥷🏾s applied, lord have mercy (on us, not you)😭😭🥺”

Studios send out rejection emails like “this’ll hurt me more than it’ll hurt you 🥺”

Before I check out this book, is Between Two Fires a Reddit book? I already read enough of Brian Sanderson

Right? I feel like I finally tuned into a show at season 5. I didn’t know stuff like this was going on the whole time 😭

A pretty princess in her beautiful palace uwu

🍅🍅🍅 <- these are for whoever decided to let claude write code for this website

When I first clicked on this to reply I was going to say something pithy but I think this sums it up

sources tell me bluesky is stable

please god

I feel ya. Gotta make room for all 12 of the essential oil and mass-produced candle booths 😭

Doesn’t matter how small it is. This will be implemented because I have to get paper towels later

Under my regime I will abolish running errands after work. You just do the errand and receive a full days pay

He’s a chahuoa, they’re really closely related to crested geckos

Sashimi hanging out before his terrarium lights go off for the night

this has even more heat than "all Americans can think of is burger" 😭

Aaaaaaa!

It’s been over a decade so since that big Sony hack, other companies looked at that and said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is all because someone thought it would be a good idea to reboot Malcolm in the Middle. Now we have this cursed piece of promo 😭😭😭

there was this joke going around that said "the key to cooking after work is to never sit down when you get in" and that shit's so true and so bleak 😭

I guess that’s what they’re competing with “look kids. The books fart too” 😭

There’s objectively more of them. Something being a trend doesn’t mean there weren’t any before ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yep, I follow a bunch of publishers on insta and every new release post has at least one book about farts or doodoo in it

There was this one write up after the bolgona book fair noting how publishers are moving away from books about adversity to ones about humor, and I was like cool. I didn’t picture literal doodoo

Highkey can’t wait for the poop and fart trend to be over in children’s books. Saw one about a kernel of corn and now I’m totally over it

Right, idk where the hostility is coming from???

Had a great time at the museum

The usual, endlessly critiquing the powerless. Just thought she’d be bored of it by now 😭

I wish the “ex-tweeter” in her bio were truuuueee 😭

Tuesday was def a doozy 😭

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

Like, the program couldn’t decide if it wanted to generate nostrils or eyeballs. How were they not embarrassed to put this out