Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

PlanetScale now supports Postgres.

Top is the closed state of a dropdown menu showing current server specs (vCPU, memory, storage). Bottom shows the open state with a table with rows for each SKU and associated specs.

Showing tabular data in a dropdown. @planetscale.com cluster size menu w/ dozens of SKUs

Database infrastructure diagram showing 1 primary node and 2 replicas.

Database infrastructure diagram showing a box for VTGates and then 8 shards - each with 1 primary node and 2 replicas.

Trying to share more @planetscale.com UI design work. This is the database infrastructure diagram comparing a simple Postgres cluster and a more complex Vitess/MySQL cluster with multiple shards.

The official account for Elmo has been hacked

Meanwhile, over on X:

⚡ Introducing PlanetScale Metal ⚡

- Blazing fast NVMe drives
- Unlimited IOPS
- Drastic reductions in latency
- And best price:performance ratio of any database available in AWS or GCP

Based on price, performance, and (ahem) reliability, I’m really puzzled as to who’d pick Aurora over PlanetScale. Am I missing something obvious?

Trump Begins Firing FAA Air Traffic Control Staff Weeks After Fatal DC Plane Crash One FAA employee suggested he was targeted over his criticism of Tesla and X. Both are owned by Elon Musk.

The Trump administration began firing several hundred FAA employees just *weeks* after a fatal crash at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport

Gonna feel good coming back from vacation without Slack or my laptop, lol. I finally forgot about work for once, feels good.

It's now easier than ever to get notified of events of your newsletter in your Discord server. This is great for notifying your servers' members of new emails :)

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment

blueskyroast.com/roast/iheany...

This roast was pretty good, lol

Exact same daily driver over here. I even asked Jason for his colorscheme, lolol.

Screenshot of a terminal window with Neovim open inside tmux inside Ghostty

My daily driver

» Ghostty
» tmux
» Neovim
» Lazyvim
» Berkeley Mono font

I have custom terminal, tmux, and Neovim color schemes based on the Poimandres VSCode theme.

The revolution will not be televised because the way we are moving right now, the revolution will not happen.

Dawg it's 11am over there, what's going on

lmfao i just found this tweet searching you know what

This dude is a menace 😭😭😭😭😭

i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney

My desire to post on socials is fading as I have nothing I care to say 😩

The old way: migrating our largest MySQL table takes 70-80 days and can contribute to occasional latency spikes.

The new way on PlanetScale: migrating our largest MySQL table takes less than a week and Just Works.

Aight, I've changed my mind. Momentum has shifted, Bluesky might be where it's at.

Muscle memory 😂

just block them

I hate social media, lolol.

Damn, Bluesky is really picking up huh?

Oh fuck, that price tag is insane

Teenage engineering leak, the OP-XY, for 2300$ (!!)

@aiight.bet @iheanyi.com

This new Tyler the Creator album is so good man, I'm loving it.