You can also give them the "back is acting up. Keep going". The best part is it might actually be true!

Gotta give em the very stern look when you're putting the chair away. Keep them on their toes.

Over the past 20 years, Seattle lost the Sonics thanks to the stewardship of Howard Schultz, saw dozens of stores close while the company engaged in apparent union-busting, and steadily reduced its local headcount.

There's coffee everywhere, Seattle. Spend your money elsewhere.

Hell yeah.

Look who isn't helping.

True lies is a great film. It's not Maggie.

True lies and last action hero hold up as phenomenal genre benders.

Thanks a lot, @girlwonder.bsky.social. @whereismy240.bsky.social is parading around the office, yelling that he can get a dog and is going to name him Jakob.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's best films are Maggie and kindergarten cop.

Don't tell him about the vo6 I'm cooking up.

We don't have to do this, Ian. We can be free.

He's busy explaining how to construct a proper foxhole to the interns. It's going to be a while.

She doesn't have the authority.

The only email I have from you in the past two weeks has a subject line of "can we have an office dog?" And the body is "pretty please".

Who put you in charge of the interns??

I was hungry!

"that was the angriest I've ever seen anyone eat a banana"

Me: "what does that mean? How does someone look angry while eating a banana?"

"Like how you look when eating a banana"

I do not understand what just happened.

genuinely disgusting the expansion fees are that high and owners are quibbling over a $1m player salary cap raise

Wild that Dale Washam is no longer the craziest person to hold a county assessor office in Washington state. It was a high bar, but wilson cleared it.

Every programming tutorial ever:
"Never hard-code data"

90% of real-world datasets:
Special snowflakes that require hard-coding

Tony Gilroy had a sports romantic comedy directed by Starsky is a phrase that is true, but also insane.

Well, that can't be right.

This is the good stuff.

Often I think we should all just try to make "Slow down! Fix things!" the next big motto.

Taps the sign again

Could use some more running, tbh.

Don't you have a vacation to be on?

I do not have you on retainer for medical advice, miles.

We need to speak with a doctor about this.

I will run the marine corps marathon if you will run the taco bell 50k.