Go, be free, escape this place

That's not to say the game or starters look bad, they're cute and I'm sure the game will be fine. The problem is the switch 2 itself is just a non-starter for me for a bunch of reasons and this game sadly doesn't change that.

I don't care how cute the dog is, I'm not spending a billion dollars on a console with 2 games that I will use once.

SpongeBob pointing at himself on TV

Furries and weebs fighting to the death over who can burn more of their money at the alter of the blandest character you've ever seen in your life

"what if <world> was all dark and fucked up, actually" is "Mario in unreal" but for writing

Presenting a new way to share your scores.

The most original thing about the new NetEase game is that it's probably the first gacha-less hoyo-slop game and I think that deserves, like, at least one prop.

Neeeeeeeeed

One of my concerns with 2XKO (other than the general baggage that comes with being a Riot Games title) is that Riot likes to maintain an iron-clad grip on their esports scenes and I don't know how well that's going to gel with the FGC.

Tried embedding squirrel (scripting language) in a C app just to mess around with it and I now understand why everyone still uses lua, there's legit 0 good alternatives lmao

"network boffin" sounds like a familiar that helps IT techs in a low fantasy setting I love it

comedy language

lol google killing the only remaining thing that makes it worth using android

Real, I wish I still lived close to one :(

Gonna start calling hookups QUIC pings.

tl;dr - the reason why pro-censorship groups, notably Collective Shout, have influence over the payment processors is because they’re backed by a lobbying group called GOSRN (the Global Online Safety Regulators Network)

if you’re looking at the PP censor situation, you might want to look into this.

even more woke: delete them because they are ugly

I've been listening to Neverending Night basically on loop. Fucked up.

FWA Futurepunk wristband

You shall know the false shepard by his mark

So real

There is no legitimate reason for games to not give you the option to disable post-processing effects.

"Something something creative vision" sorry, your creative vision is dogshit smeared in Vaseline. Can you please give me the option to turn it off so I can at least try to enjoy the gameplay?

What if you

Had a video on a topic you're interested in

But God said

Monotone narrator who couldn't abridge a thigh gap

I can accept $450 for a console if it's got the chops to justify it.

You absolutely got me fucked up if you think I'm paying $80 for a game.

I think I'll skip the Switch 2 entirely unless it's got day 1 homebrew like the Switch 1, because at least then it can be a fun project box.

not to be that "too attached to nostalgia" boomer but like the thing is if you experienced the internet we had you'd be this annoying too

hello world