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therapist: say it with me. i do not need a clean house—

me: i do not need a clean house

therapist: —to be deserving of love

me: to be deserving of love

therapist: i do not need a clean house to be deserving of love!

me: being messy means i’m a failure and bad at being an adult

therapist: NO

You are much braver than I am.

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

What’s that song about all the ugly kids with the fucked up dicks?

BREAKING: Claude Mythos discovers 60-year old computing bug, PEBCAK, that's been silently plagued the tech industry for years. It suggests resolving it by eliminating the entity in the middle and replacing it with a more efficient model.

Final day for map preorders!

It’s sneaky lol.

I think we punish or scold ourselves when we’re reminded we lost somebody, like “I should be over it by now.” In fact, a person who meant that much to you *shouldn’t* be that easy to miss. It is GOOD that you still think about them.

It’s bad that open source digital public infrastructure projects are under attack.

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Realizing my new dishwasher doesn't have WiFi or an app

This is a fantastic use of a labeler (on an idea some of us discussed a couple years ago. If you are out of fucks to give like the first post @fucks.supply posted and you will show up (to anyone who subscribed to its labeler) as being all out of fucks to give.

Y2K 2.0: The AI security reckoning - Anil Dash A blog about making culture. Since 1999.

It is going to get worse before it gets better. anildash.com/2026/04/10/y...

We are 7 days in on the 40th Anniversary of #InYourFace album play tour…5 of these have been sold out and the other 2 very close, but we ain’t gonna claim something that’s “almost”… we keep it a buck… so when we say “Low Tickets” we actually mean “low tickets”…This tour has been 🔥

BLAIR BEARS this is May 5th at the Hollywood improv, I NEED to sell it out and yet it is very not sold out, if u could get ur tickets it would very much help my stress levels thank u very much it’s gonna be a great show w/ really fun friends on it as well thx I love u

TIX: punchup.live/blairsocci

JUST A FEW DAYS LEFT, GRAB YOUR BESPOKE SUPER ELDEN WORLD POSTER TODAY

live your life in such a way that some rich fucks think you're so monstrous as to deserve constant surveillance at sporting events.

Ah yes, the four genders

bumping this now the website is functional again

Can we help Katelyn out? This is a big veterinary bill and she's already dealing with a terrible situation.

Dear god. Very, very serious allegations of mass civil rights violations at the State of Florida's Everglades immigration detention center (officially known as "Alligator Alcatraz").

Live right now!

the morning show with Open Mike Eagle: rock hall of fame inductees | new TMBG LP live listen | discord mountain

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Elden Ring map done in a Mario style, still a work in progress.

Forgot to mention, preorders for the Super Beard Bros Elden Ring map close, and I swear this was not intentional, on 4/20, next Monday. Me and Brett are getting to the end of editing this behemoth that has been 2 years of our lives.

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Always love listening to these two both on-stage and off!

To everyone who watched Super Elden World, THANK YOU. It was an important series to us in a lot of ways, and to me, it was proof that you folks are still out there, and that we could keep doing this stupid fun amazing thing we do. Thanks for helping us keep the dream alive. 🦧❤️

zackeryatlas 12h The degradation of society: 1. Celebrating the k!lling of a CEO 2. Cheering on warehouse arsons 3. Making heroes out of people who attempt political violence You can be outraged at the system and still not glorify violence. These aren't wins. This is a society losing its moral compass. [Coming from a liberal btw]

I don’t know how people keep forgetting that workers rights were entirely written in blood and the capital class had to be threatened with violence before they agreed to things like 8 hour working days and 2 day weekends.

it'll be back in three days

Comic: "Rude"