In a 1v1, my money is definitely on the Chicago Pope.

However, I'd think it's a toss-up between the Secret Service and Swiss Guard. I mean, I know which team has the cooler uniforms.

I was outside with the fog, and kept hearing an unfamiliar bird call. I fired up Merlin to ID it. No luck. Super clear, and sounded like it was right above me.

Turns out it was my nose whistling.

Currently at the "Ask the waiter for silverware" phase of eating nachos.

Hardware debugging? Looks like a bunch of straight through traces to the edge pins, so my guess is a cable or card attached externally, while the adapter card stayed internal. Saves a lot of wear on the motherboard and engineer time swapping cards.

"Excuse me, I'm taking a survey."
"Uh. Okay."
"Would you say I'm
A: Smokin'
B: Very Good Looking
C: Homina homina homina
D...

How about you have some fucking empathy, assholes?

🌮

The only question that remains:
War crimes or Crimes against humanity?

(in case it wasn't clear, this is my response to the blathering shit gibbon with one tiny hand down his pants and the other on the "reign (sic) hell" button)

Sometimes, the only appropriate response is "Quiet, piggy!"

Apollo 1976 Earth photo next to Artemis II 2026 Earth photo. The 2026 version has muddier color, lower contrast, and looks desaturated by comparison.

Damn, that Netflix color grading is everywhere.

I take pills every day that make me slightly nauseated for a while right after I take them. The discomfort lets me know it's working.

When I don't feel gross, I worry I forgot to take them, or they stopped working.

I have conditioned myself to be constantly uncomfortable.

This is not a metaphor.

Finally! Ousting the borderline incompetent sycophants from the federal government. Replace them all with fully incompetent sycophants!

Large, child-like, scrawled notes, written in Sharpie, and bleeding through to the back of a printed email page.

www.jgerontology-geriatrics.com/article/view...

Is it too late to buy stock in Sharpie?

CD-ROM
CD+RW (plus read/write)
CD-RW (minus read/write)
CD-WO (write only)
CD-RS (read sometimes)

It's never aliens.
It's never been aliens... So far.

This is why they wear masks.

"Okay, Boomer."
"Millennials are so cringe."

Gen X, left out again.

We win.

I believe you're looking for the SI Unit "BoH" or "Burgers on the Hoof"

1: Rule 34. Check for prior art.
2: Shut up and take my money.

Me: All the flowers are blooming, and pollen is everywhere. Time to put away all my warm clo---

Last gasp of winter: Ha! Gotcha sucker! Overnight freeze warning!

HVAC: What is even happening?!

The greatest enemy America has is [...] DJT.

FTFY.

Chinese Orbiter Crushes Starlink With a 2-Watt Laser From 36,000km Above Earth Using a 2-watt laser and a ground system built to fight atmospheric distortion, researchers report a geostationary downlink that outpaced Starlink.

This headline deceptively let me to think it was a very *different* kind of Starlink competitor.

dailygalaxy.com/2026/03/chin...

Line goes up and to the right.

I proudly identify as CGTA.

Hm. This guy really likes cats. Like, whoa. Really REALLY into cats. And his wife? WTF? *swipe*

Oh no! Not my consequences!

Can we make some kind of deal and get Al Franken back in the Senate? Maybe trade a couple of outfielders and a draft pick to be named later?

Abe, from the Oddworld video game series.

He reminds me a bit of Abe from the Oddworld games.

You mean the film that was accidentally captured by costume and special effects professionals out in the woods on a lark and unrelated to their work in film special effects? That one?