I will fucking 100% gorilla punch @jessesingal.com the second I see him in person
That's a Marco Animorphs Guarantee!

for now, yeah! next time Jake throws us into some stupid mission with no prep tho...?

ooohh. i like you

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Alright so we're starving a Yeerk out of this governor's head and we're on Day Two. It's my shift, so I'm gonna go watch That 90's Show while I get yelled at by this stupid old guy with a worm in his head lmao.
Btw don't watch it, it isn't actually good. I'm just a 90's kid!

the entire planet was fucking bananas, in my defense

You're so right holy shit, I'm a little high and was just like "that seems weird. anyways"

"We have Iskoort at home"
Iskoort at home be like:

(Gonna tag ALT4Me on this one because I canNOT with this fucking thing rn, I'm sorry)

The third one is giving bird morph

I hate trying to scroll the Animorphs feed rn, MY HOME, because there's too many goddamn Tobiases

like i kicked my whole ass mother off a cliff, the LEAST they can do is give me a break now and then, smh my head
And don't even bring up rachel right now, not after the last mission

Okay so like....this is midmorph but also incorporating our morphing outfits for the swimwear aspect? It's messy, like us, it's super colorful, it's ALMOST obnoxious but in a good way? Sweaty, this is FASHION

HARD

i am so back (for like tonight?)

Yeah I'm here! I'm just not here often, too busy like doing missions and shit. Jake's so annoying all "Marco you can't be shitposting all day, we have to go stop the fascist alien worms" okay DAD

u fuckin wot

I still remember that one War Guild Skrit Na guy than headbutted me then wheezed at me to kick him in the accordion. I think he got off to it?

I gotta say, Ed's lucky he still has a head after surprising his mans like that. Also this is fucking cute as shit. Ax would kick my ass for trying to do this tho

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Photo of a Target cash terminal monitor: red background with confetti, white circle in the center of frame with clip-art of a retail worker, text reads “Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you”

autistic people communicating online without tone indicators:

yeah

Evil Dead: Original Broadway Cast Album Various Artists · Compilation · 2007 · 26 songs.

"Hey Marco, whatcha listening to?"
Well rn I have the Evil Dead: The Musical soundtrack stuck in my head, so that.
Yes, you read that right. Now please listen, it's SO FUCKING FUN
open.spotify.com/album/74tNh6vuD5lHEoJmi0...

punkin a yeerk by askin the name of their beam, and then yelling
DRACON DESE NUTS ON YR FACE

I love you for this, doing it next time I'm in the Pool

someone's been watching dokibird

Lobster gun

watching netanyahu's speech so you don't have to

Stovey's post but with 420 likes

Heh hell yeah imma smoke

Yeah p much

holy shit you popped that out QUICK bro