Hearing the kids outside play "tip the can" brings back some memories. All the fun and laughter really makes me feel like calling the guards

Breaking: The Pope has Dyed...... his hair after peacefully passing through another night while kicking his favourite bucket

Happy #InternationalWomensDay    to all my female followers. You're a great bunch of gals. Keep on rocking 💪

Okay here's the deal. I'm after setting up an ONLYFANS account however I'm very shy about showing my body. So what I want ye to do is use your imagination and send me a tenner. Thanks x

I could watch Groundhog Day over and over again

Remember, Ladies

If a woman calls you ugly, she's jealous.

If a man calls you ugly, he's a bully.

If a small child calls you ugly, you're ugly

As an adult I never recreationally read a book. Then Audible came along and changed my life.

There is no one size fits all when it comes to learning.

Great news: Not only has my nana been accepted into Templemore but they're giving her very own Garda branded oxygen tank

Great news: Not only has my Nana been accepted into Templemore but their giving her, her very own Gardai branded oxygen tank

Larda Síochána

Holy Shit. Who worded this headline?

You're allowed to be left-leaning and ask why a rapist was let into the country

The woke left have absolutely destroyed the latest Carry On movie

There are no funny double entendres.
It doesn't feature a 65 year old Sid James hilariously creeping around a 17 year old Barbara Windsor.
But most importantly there are no boobs

I can't wait to go home and watch Hedley Lamarr's halftime show
#SuperBowl   
#SuperBowlLIX   
#HalfTimeShow
#halftimeshow2025

Today I saved €1.50 by buying a "Congratulations on passing your driving test, brother" instead of the traditional Valentine's card.

#ValentinesDay
#Valentinesday2025

My favourite is when you thought that aliens were invading the Earth

I remember when my then 8-year-old asked if he should make a Valentine's Day card for Mammy. I told him he was being weird, creepy, and incestuous #ValentinesDay #Valentinesday2025

No, you can stay. That was very clever

I know, I was just using a bit of artistic licence 😉

#KanyeWest account has been suspended. Christ, you can't say anything these days!

FFS some of the tabloids are reporting on the "Inappropriate" things that #ginodacampo said on Celebrity Juice, 15 years ago.

That was the humour of the show. And that kind of humour was 100% acceptable back then.

I remember holding my first son for the first time after he was born and literally crying cos I knew deep down that I wasn't going to get an ounce of attention at home for at least 15 years

You can't claim to be a defender of women and child and still support a rapist. It doesn't work that way

Before Jesus did the Lord's work, he trained to be a carpenter. This was a shrewd choice as there wasn't much demand for electricians at the time

I'm confused. Where did #BiancaCensori keep all her pictures of Cork City?

#GRAMMYs   
#Grammys2025

Shuddup you

When Kanyes wife wears that "Outfit" at the #GRAMMYs    she's celebrated however when I wear the same "Outfit" I get barred from my local SuperValu

#Grammys2025

Why on earth are Facebook and Google pestering me with ads for sexy lingerie for women? I hardly ever wear sexy lingerie for women

Ladies, 'Mansplaining' is short for Man Explaining

What would be the most polite way to tell your 12 year old son that he's jokes are kinda lame?