everyone’s posting their gay Halloween costumes but what if I was just a sexy safety patrol

Ubah wretching when Sai says Rebecca likes to have other men c*m in her I’m fucking screeeeeeeeeeeaaming

6 days into this app and we’re still doing prompts….girl get up

have had my phone on do not disturb for 3 days and it’s been so lovely

rewatching Girls just to feel something

high school me was such an annoying liberal watching this, strangely one of my comfort shows that I’ve gone back to like 6 times

ow?

want to participate in the horny posting but the digital team at work just announced they’re creating brand handles soooooo I’m not longer safe here

devoured

I’m sorry but outside of the fact that RFK Jr is a disaster for HHS, I literally cannot listen to that man speak for the next 4 years

Crisis averted

invalid handle……?

oh so I should kill myself

It’s actually required here on Bluesky to let your crushes know you wanna fuck

lemme christen this app real quick

so what now