A doodle of a large Donkey Kong stuffed into a rather small kart from the Nintendo Switch 2 reveal trailer.
Somebody get that man a bigger kart
#donkeykong #mariokart #nintendoswitch2
A screenshot from the video game “Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney” of a person holding a gun. Their identity (as of this screenshot) is unknown as you can only see their arm, the gun in their hand, and a bit of their torso. The text reads “…Merry Christmas.”
A doodle of a gray and white cat on his back, butt/tail elevated, staring forward, on a blue-gray background. There is text in the upper left that reads “…hey”, because he was playing with his tail and when he noticed me standing there watching in amusement, he looked surprised to see me.
Found my cat on his back, his butt propped up by the arm of the couch, batting his tail around.
This is when he noticed me.
Image of a collection of games “made” by one company. Made is in quotes because the games are interactive storybooks made with the use of terrible looking A.I. generated images.
An image of a different collection of games “made” by the same company. There are even more of these not pictured in the image flooding the Nintendo Switch eShop.
All one company
A shitty A.I. generated image of a guy sprinting through a grocery store isle with a full cart promoting a game called “Supermarket Shopping Simulator”. The Supermarket Shopping Simulator text at the top center of the image is incorrectly spaced and the “h” in shopping is doubled. Warped fruit, vegetables, and cans line the shelves. Price tags are illegible. The man is clipping through the cart, send help.
A shitty A.I. generated image of a fairy tale forest located in a valley. There’s a generic, overly glossy looking fairy in the lower right. There is a floating tree on the left for some reason.
A shitty A.I. generated image of a pirate ship at sea in front of a full moon. The ship is made up of nonsensical netting and lines. Glossy, yassified Captain Hook is taking up the majority of the left side of the image.
A shitty A.I. generated image of what I assume to be a town square with magic erupting from the center of it. The buildings are lined with distorted windows and messed up architecture. To the right is a glossy, baby faced Genie from the Disney movie “Aladdin”.
Love browsing the Nintendo Switch eShop.
Savathun: “And then there’s you and… what is it you serve again, Commander?”
Zavala: “I don’t ‘serve’ anything…”
Savathun: “You don’t serve?”
Every time I get this dialogue at the end of an Overthrow, this image pops in my mind.
So here.
Cunty Savathun.
Destiny 2 character Savathun cuntified. Long purple nails, long eyelashes, and pink glossy lips.
“You don’t serve?”
#destiny2 #destiny2art #savathun #thefinalshape #destiny2thefinalshape
It’s the same tired statement trotted out every time someone asks another to be a somewhat decent person online.
Also I’m a straight, cis, white guy who was a teenager to early 20s during the Xbox 360/PS3 generation. Literally has nothing to do with women, LGBT+, or POC “suddenly” playing video games. You’ve always been an asshole. Threatening someone, especially over a video game, is not banter.
Panel 1: An angry man saying, “You never would’ve survived a ‘Modern Warfare 2’ lobby!” Panel 2: The first man is puzzled as another man approaches. Panel 3: The second man reaches into the mouth of the first man, who flails his arms in terror and confusion. Panel 4: The second man stretches out the first man’s tongue, who is still flailing about. Panel 5: The second man is holding a knife in one hand and the tongue of the first man in the other. The angry man is seen crying on his hands and knees in the background. The second man fed up hearing the same tired line justifying abhorrent behavior in video games, simply says, “…enough”.
It’s time to stop
A drawing of a little green frog under a spotlight in a black void on its back, dead. Steam is rising from the frog.
Some days you’re just Final Fantasy Tactics Advance frog form death pose.
A sketch of the stylish, but illegal, monkey spotted in a Canadian ikea in 2012.
A stylish, but illegal, ikea monkey
My Spotify Wrapped featuring The Skints, Lorna Shore, Arch Enemy, The Devil Wears Prada, and The Interrupters.
Part of my Spotify Wrapped that reveals how you listen to music. It says “Hypnotist: Your concentration is absolute, friend. You like to play albums all the way through, from the opening track to the final note.”
Metal and ska, like chocolate and peanut butter.
A sketch of a baby crow on a branch amidst the trees.
Practicing with watercolors featuring a baby crow.
A picture of a brown dog (I believe it’s a Border Collie) wearing a yellow bandana that reads “Nervous”. The dog does, in fact, appear to be nervous.
“Yeah, I’ve got that dog in me”
That dog in me:
A sketch of a Snickers bar that is filled with hair.
Day 31 of inktober/daily October sketches: Be sure to check your Halloween candy, this Snickers bar had hair in it
Happy Halloween 🎃
A sketch of a bedroom at night. A faint light appears in the crack of the open door. A shadowy hand(?) slowly enters the room slithering along the wall.
Day 30 of inktober/daily October sketches: Guest at the door
A sketch of a zombie walking around at night enjoying the cool autumn air.
Day 29 of inktober/daily October sketches: Late night stroll
A sketch of a black cat looking toward the sky at night, gazing in awe at the moon and stars.
Day 28 of inktober/daily October sketches: Stargazing
A sketch of a guy who misheard and thought they were going out to haunt the town instead of flaunt so he dressed up as a vampire and is now extremely disappointed. The text to the right says “Oh you said we were going to go out and ‘flaunt’ it tonight…”
Day 27 of inktober/daily October sketches: Disappointment
A sketch of a stretch of road where there are some visitors that resemble jellyfish floating around.
Day 26 of inktober/daily October sketches: Visitors
A sketch of a ordinary chest next to a sign that reads “Take a Reese’s”. There looks to be some liquid under the left side of the chest but hey, free Reese’s cups!
Day 25 of inktober/daily October sketches: A normal chest full of candy
A sketch of a dark narrow passage filled with various plants with a light further down the way.
Day 24 of inktober/daily October sketches: Crawl towards the light
A sketch of a witch gathering some ingredients outside. She is crouching down near the base of a tree reaching for a mushroom amongst all the fallen leaves.
Day 23 of inktober/daily October sketches: Gathering ingredients
A sketch of my interpretation of the feeling of disassociating.
Day 22 of inktober/daily October sketches: Disassociating
A sketch of a heart shaped picture frame where the picture within is 2 ghosts embracing and kissing. Their love never faltered even in death.
Day 21 of inktober/daily October sketches: Even in death
A sketch of a Rotom Phone from the newer Pokémon games. The Pokémon Gengar has stolen it and taken silly selfies with it. Two of the pictures it’s pulling a face while the third it’s licking the camera.
Day 20 of inktober/daily October sketches: You left your Rotom Phone unattended around Gengar
A sketch of a Sandworm from Beetlejuice. The worm is moving through the sand dunes, as it’s name implies.
Day 19 of inktober/daily October sketches: Sandworm from Beetlejuice
I’m not following a prompt or anything so it’s not like the drawings need to be Halloween themed at the end of the day so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A sketch of a guy that was on a show I was watching.
Day 18 of inktober/daily October sketches: A guy that was on a show I was watching (I wanted to practice drawing people and couldn’t think of anything, ok?!)