what a shame i missed them. but there will be more to come.

oh, but i do so love our little chats. i'm sure you missed them dearly.

she has risen.

i highly doubt that. in fact, i'd even venture as far as to say that you've been eagerly awaiting my return.

you were the first one to say anything, dear.

you sound surprised.

i was never dead, darling. merely.. resting.

awh. you missed me. 😊

well.. i suppose it's that time of year, hm?

letting my skeleton loose for a while #MySkeleton

...

...y'sure you're a man?

// one day ill gain muse for eliza again... one day.

put me in a room with those mailmen crts and dice and they're all walking out pregnant.

is that so?

awh, i'm sure you can if we try hard enough.

😊

that seems unfair to you.

.. seems like you haven't a thought in there anyway. is that all it takes?

that wasn't the part i was concerned about, honey. you think you're getting *me* pregnant?

do you need me to be there with you, darling? 😊

how cute. and delusional.

why don't you try it for yourself and see just how much he loves it?

don't worry your pretty little head about it, sweetheart.

perhaps our dear mailman is straight because she's a woman who likes men. let's not discriminate.

adorable.

i know, honey. aren't i stunning?

mmh.. perhaps you ought to show off more often.

how adorable! why have you never shown me this little get-up before, dear?

i'm surprised you're actually agreeing. you're usually so shy...

of course i do, my darling. i may have an outfit in your size, too.