The Yankees are the Minneapolis Charter Commission, the Mets are, I dunno. Uptown or some shit.

outfuckingrageous

My standard answer is "a Morrissey who isn't a total piece of shit" but maybe that was never a thing.

Pls do not remind me of Chris Benoit thx

Luke Weaver looking skyward on the mound after the Mets won to snap a 12-game losing streak as fire shoots out of the center field wall at Citi Field

tfw you win one (1) baseball game

W ✅

Weirdly there was a pleasant dried tobacco smell in South Mpls this afternoon

It sucks, man

Mark Vientos running home while the ball is at the cutoff man, the third base coach has both hands up in the air trying to get him to stop. He did not.

real "that sign can't stop me because I can't read!" energy from Vientos on that out at home

He has truly taken Pete's spot

Ugghhhhhhhh

I'm not going to go through with the nomination because he deserves better than to be associated with Angie Craig but want @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com to be aware that this is thing.

Counterpoint - it's always good to eat things that look like they might eat you

FUCK12

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

Love that MVP chant

Went to three separate South Minneapolis establishments that usually have sports on and not one had the Twins/Mets game on. Where the hell do Twins fans go to watch a ballgame in this city?

This series

The City of Minneapolis, evicting 48 of the poorest families in its care, for a total of $30,144.

Aaron Rodgers spends the weekend sulking in the green room to get his mojo back

Can you, like, run for governor

I'm an idiot but it can't be that hard to do, mostly open space! What do you need besides a sound system, a shitty kitchen setup, bathrooms, and a bunch of waiver forms? Fill any spare room with coin-gobbling prize machines, don't bother updating the decor for 40 years. . . just let dough roll in.

Related: how much could it possible cost to convert an old Minneapolis warehouse into a roller rink, Skateville might as well be Nashville.

you know I don't believe in that hooey

It's a long season

How dare you

Wow.

Bunk from the Wire saying “MAKES ME SICK MOTHERF ER HOW FAR WE DONE FELL”

Meet the Mets