It's soooo long. The LOST IN TRANSLATION of crime dramas

"They were hostile juggalos" - Bryan Alvarez

The Chicago Cubs have never lost a baseball game since baseball was first invented seven games ago

WWWWWWW

Bad time for foolery, Kingery

Should I sell my danhausen black wax prayer candle while he's the biggest thing in WWE? Think I should. His first ever piece of merch, handcrafted by the man himself, dang near seven years old

see how she isn't looking at him, she's smart enough to just address the brain worm directly

Bases were loaded, pitcher fixed that

Bases were loaded, pitcher fixed that

Lol

The Mets didn't even look that bad against the Cubs, they just clearly are hated by forces beyond our comprehension

Yeah Bryce Harper'll do that sometimes

This all happened after they brought Mo Baller in.

Why do bash “trade him to Rockies” posters for not being there for Matt Shaw but we never question if the Shaw has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

Seiya MOTHERFUCKING Suzuki

Nico Hoerner MVP campaign

Nico!

Niche Saban, we call him

I love Mr electric so much

A cool guy replacing a dork

Didn't do it right, dropped a word and paid the price.

It's fun I have to explain these things on the off chance my estranged mom stops by to reinforce to herself that she did nothing wrong. Get your shit together and be the person you taught me to be. Peoples' lives are not fucking politics.

I am too old to jump up on the table, I must climb up there slowly.

Politics is "should we spend the money we collect on roads or schools or healthcare?"

Morals is "should we ever hand power to a convicted felon who tried to overthrow an election he lost, all after admitting he bought pageants to harass teen girls?"

See the difference?

It's not politics, it's morals. To hell with all y'all who 1. Can't tell the difference and 2. Enable this cruelty.

These people gave to everything to help keep myself and my brothers and sisters safe and I will never forgive those responsible for treating them this way. Garbage people scared of their own shadows hurting those who did nothing but help keep the garbage people safe.

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

The Flash Gordon and Highlander soundtracks are masterpieces.