I have bought the big gundam. I will now dedicate 50+ hours to building it

I would simply repopularize “Hwæt” back into modern parlance

"chat,"

source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-KAA6b2qWQ from commenter @firstlast542

"Children have inherited a dead society and they mock you for remembering."

- A rando's comment on a YouTube for a video about Resident Evil 4.

Solid Cat

Sheetz Interviewer: Are there any holidays you absolutely cannot work?
Teen: I can probably do Christmas but Thanksgiving is a pretty big deal for my parents.
SI: I get that. I have a family, I have kids and in the past year I've started buckling down and spending time with them.
T: yeah. ok.

I cannot think of a more glad time. So, please give me cake.

I refuse to believe this is actually real because I go outside and talk to normal people but even if it is for like 0.00000003% of the public, I've decided its hilarious. Hell yeah brother perspective makes you angry haha thats awesome

This is so, so well-articulated.

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

games used to look good instead of like computer movies for dorks

Hi! I don't think Toho has a bsky so I'll post it - my first commissioned work for all the official Godzilla channels and I handmade everything that isn't a toy. Enjoy xo

If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar

Drifloon is real

Street Fighter and Tekken Patch tonight, hell yeah

After escaping doggy heaven, help Bong-gu the Welsh Corgi run, bark, and sniff his way through the afterlife in search of his dad.

I laughed out loud and saved the image as fast as I could. lmao thank you

When I was 15 I had every Dead Kennedy lyric memorized. It was the early 2000’s and they still hit. I can still recite them lmao

no war but class war

Twitch Twitch is the world

My partner @raisins.bsky.social and I are going to begin playing and streaming the new Resident Evil ✨together✨when it releases tonight at 9pm PST! Tune in then to watch 2 scared babies abuse Leon S. Kennedy twitch.tv/YourFriendRatBucket

[to the tune of Jack & Diane]
Sucking on a lemon slice,
Drinking all creamer.
Sucking on a lemon slice,
Drinking all dairy creamer.
ohhh yeah, that's one weird kid.
that's one weird fucking kid

Two colour illustration of Barad Dûr, with Sauron's eye at the top. surrounded with the ring inscription in elvish. the sky is red with sparks and ash floating in the air, the tower is above a fiery chasm. The front doors are glowing red with silhouettes of chains and armouries. A cloud of ash conceals the horizon. This will be a banner and riso print first. Digital prints coming later this year.

BARAD DÛR

Trade Marks of Caution, 1951 www.instagram.com/p/DVLsp6-jCM...

Brand Archive, like Pinterest but just for brands. Now with Mazda, 1975.

Have a look 👉 www.brandarchive.xyz

Oh, that bubble is doomed doomed.

Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."

PANEL 1: Two guys in suits are typing on a computer with a CRT monitor and that green glow screens don't do anymore. NARRATOR: "In the basement where they plot". CHIEF: "Make your display name 'Vladimir and Estrogen'" HENDERSON: "That some kinda book, Chief?" PANEL 2: CHIEF: "Henderson, we'll be here all night if you keep asking why perverts laugh at this shit." HENDERSON: "Oh it's okay" PANEL 3: Close up on Henderson, laughing. HENDERSON: "My vigilant workaholic lifestyle allows me to hide from confronting my wife and children who I own and also resent for the burden of their ownership!" PANEL 4: The chief smiling and pantomiming a gun to his head. CHIEF: "Sometimes I fantasize about losing this job and going full family annihilator with my service weapon. My 25-year-old wife. Our nine Christian children. Then end the piece of shit that is me. Donezo." PANEL 5: The chief leans back in over Henderson's shoulder. CHIEF: "Course we gotta win the war before that can happen -- next display name 'Polycule Poirot'"

let me make a cop show

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

I’m having a canonical nut

Hell yeah, I think about it all the time.
one of my finest jokes lmao