One Foot in the Grave - Series 1: 6. The Return of the Speckled Band Victor and Margaret prepare for a holiday but have to cope with Mrs Warboys's bout of food poisoning, a visit from the electricity man and a snake.

you’re all acting like one foot in the grave was off topic, but it’s surely the only sitcom that did a whole episode as a long setup for an Alien gag www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Who’s on first sketch, but it’s just Leigh Whannell trying to spell his name on the phone
“So it’s Leigh Whannell”
“One L? So the normal way like L E E?”
“No no Leigh with one E. Whanell, two Ls”
“1 L, 2 Ls? So 3 Ls?? L L L E? Are you sure sir?”
etc

Fake 80s style vhs rental box for the short film PLEASED TO KILL YOU (Adolfo Vico, 2025). Actor Dominic Quinn looks straight at the camera menacingly, lit red and green.

Cocktail menu card for a “Cooped” mango colada that looks like an egg in a glass, inspired by the short film CHICKEN FEED! (Alejandro Alberola, 2025). Actor Gerardo Cabal looks bloody and scared in a still from the film.

Achievements unlocked. From the shorts I scored last year:
- one got made into a fake rental vhs in a fake video store
- one inspired a cocktail - “comes with surprise evil bird”
Two first-times in one weekend

Essex Futurism - spaceport observation tower or just the top of a Romford shopping centre?

Finally got round to watching 28 Years Later. Fun to think about all that stuff happening on these cursed isles while the rest of the world presumably still has tiktok and labubus and k-pop demon hunters

every time I look at the internet today I get “McSweeney! McSWEENEY!” going thru my head, to the theme from The Sweeney

you’re welcome

And no I have no idea why the link preview says 27th, it’s definitely the 19th!

Update: both showing in the showcase blocks on Thursday 19th Feb www.romfordhorrorfestival.com/Thursday-19t...

Three creepy middle aged white men, bathed in red light, staring at something out of shot

SOCIETY (1989) is screening at the Romford festival and the description contains the phrase: “a gruesome orgy cult for the social elite”

Never thought that film would seem topical

best new British cryptid since Jenny Greenteeth

CHICKEN FEED! www.catsharkfilms.com/s-projects-s...

PLEASED TO KILL YOU www.imdb.com/title/tt3826...

CHICKEN FEED! (2025) - Romford Horror Festival official selection 2026 - a man on the floor looks up in terror at an indistinct monstrous shape at the edge of the screen

PLEASED TO KILL YOU (2025) - Romford Horror Festival official selection 2026 - a broad-shouldered balding man stands hunched over, shrouded in shadows

Very pleased to announce that two films I scored and mixed are screening at the Romford Horror Festival this month! www.romfordhorrorfestival.com

Screenshot of an ad for a Nosferatu tie-in perfume

uh.. this is not a film I associate with appealing smells

everyone else watching Return of the King ever: … 🕓❓🕟🥱⏳🔜⌚️❗️😴

the duffer brothers: well, that was a bit abrupt

EVIL DEAD II (1987)

Full disclosure, I scored and mixed one of these. But I’d be going anyway even if I hadn’t. 14 shorts, and some of them sound amazing genesiscinema.co.uk/event/93414

Indie Film Showcase January 25: Trailer YouTube video by Independent Horror Society TV

If you’re in the vicinity of London and want something to lift the January blues… this should be fun youtu.be/U9fKrDkdlL0

🔉 SOUND ON 🔊 Finished the outro theme for the podcast soundtrack I'm working on. More details when I can share! 💚

also Flatliners

Trying to squeeze as much "sinister" and "spooky" as you can into ~20 seconds of music, is a challenge I would recommend to anyone

🔉SOUND ON 🔊 My shortest commission yet! Intro music for an exciting new podcast that's in the works. Can't say more just yet, but horror fans and film buffs will love it.

surely “les”

Backstage shot from WEAPONS (2025) from IMDb. One of the crew is laying out a huge line of white powder on the floor - probably part of a ritual ward. They’re using a giant fake Mastercard about 4 ft across, in the name of “GLADYS”. It has a logo that looks child-drawn, and all the numbers are sixes 🤘

The team behind WEAPONS were seasoned pros. A big part of doing props and set work is knowing the exact right tool for the job www.imdb.com/title/tt2658...

I avoided seeing it for years because of an old flatmate with generally great taste, who’d panned it as “just ripping off Aliens and Hellraiser”

And he was kinda right but it in a *good* way

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

Terrible homepage card for “Da Vinci Code, The” [sic] on Now TV. Apart from the weird caption, the characters all look a bit uncanny, and possibly fiddled with via AI

Robert Langdon, handsome professor of lexical pedantics at the University of Harvard, looked at the work of Now TV’s graphic design bot and smiled approvingly

nature. dot. com. ⁉️👏

Kanye in a photoshopped Death in June hoodie

Friends, I LAUGHED

aww thank you hun!

Andrew Clegg - Showreel Nov 2025 YouTube video by nervechannel

🔊 SOUND ON! 🔊 My film score showreel. Thanks to all the directors who let me use their footage, details in the clip. Commissions are open, watch to the end for contact info youtu.be/brcYuNdGCdk