Shout out to Jack Tripper, fallin' outta hammocks and chillin' at the Regal Beagle and whatnot.

For folks who ripped North Korea for decades y'all sure are cheering while we become North Korea and whatnot.

KANSAS CITY!!! May 1st and 2nd, Friday and Saturday. Let's tear the roof off the Funny Bone and whatnot. Four showtimes to choose from and so forth, etcetera!

Kc.funnybone.com

Thank you Greensboro NC, for four sold out shows. I am beyond blessed to share laughter and love around the world, and somehow get paid to do so and whatnot.

This shit won't capture the moment unless they replace the angel with Nero playin' the fiddle and whatnot.

I can't believe Clarence Thomas's office is in the Supreme Court building instead of the HOUSE.

Less firin', more hirin',
Less Wall Street, more Main Street,
Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs,
Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms,
Less shootouts, more cookouts,
Less hypocrisy, more democracy.

- Gospel of George and Whatnot

Less firin', more hirin',
Less Wall Street, more Main Street,
Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs,
Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms,
Less shootouts, more cookouts,
Less hypocrisy, more democracy.

- Gospel of George and Whatnot

GREENSBORO, NC. Let's laugh it off together next weekend and whatnot.

Tix at thecomedyzone.com

Donald Trump himself posted an AI image of himself in robes, healing the sick, surrounded by bald eagles and white people watching him with admiration and whatnot.

Can we just go ahead and call it a day with this batshit wockaflocka?

GREENSBORO, NC. Let's laugh it off together next weekend and whatnot.

Tix at thecomedyzone.com

Shout out to Hungary and whatnot.

SPOILER 'LERT. The ones scheming $4-billion off the American Presidency are the bad guys and whatnot.

SPOILER 'LERT. The ones pulling the stories of minorities from museums are the bad guys and whatnot.

SPOILER 'LERT. The ones protecting pedos are the bad guys and whatnot.

SPOILER 'LERT. The ones trying to stop voting are the bad guys and whatnot.

The Comedy Zone Greensboro | George Wallace

GREENSBORO, NC. Bring your asses to the Comedy Zone for the laughter and the jokes and the togetherness and whatnot, the weekend of April 17th. Four showtimes to choose from and so forth.

thecomedyzone.com/events/125415

Stay in the know, but remember to practice self care and touch grass and seek laughter and whatnot.

Our whole civilization has been dying since November 6th, 2024. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER AND WHATNOT!!!

The Comedy Zone Greensboro | George Wallace

GREENSBORO, NC. Bring your asses to the Comedy Zone for the laughter and the jokes and the togetherness and whatnot, the weekend of April 17th. Four showtimes to choose from and so forth.

thecomedyzone.com/events/125415

Hope y'all have had an amazing one with your peeps.

One of the best ways not to be a racist lil' bitch is to stop being this racist lil' bitch's lil' bitch and whatnot.

There is no one else like you. Don't forget it. Love y'all

Some asshole just called me feckless when I got so many fecks it's ridiculous. Like at least 1,800 fecks and whatnot.

Comedian George Wallace sits on a throne, wearing robes and gold and a huge crown and whatnot. He is performing in Greensboro, North Carolina on April 17th and 18th.

GREENSBORO, NC! APRIL 17TH AND 18TH. Let's come together at the Comedy Zone for the laughs and the fellowship and the knee slaps and whatnot. Tix here

thecomedyzone.com/events/125415

Comedian George Wallace sits on a throne, wearing robes and gold and a huge crown and whatnot. He is performing in Greensboro, North Carolina on April 17th and 18th.

GREENSBORO, NC! APRIL 17TH AND 18TH. Let's come together at the Comedy Zone for the laughs and the fellowship and the knee slaps and whatnot. Tix here

thecomedyzone.com/events/125415

Can't blame his crooked ass for playing the hits if the suckas keep buyin' tickets and whatnot.

George Wallace Roasts a Preacher’s Ugly Sweater 😂 YouTube video by George Wallace TV

Takin' y'all to church and whatnot.

youtube.com/shorts/QgJPP...

FYI Mercury comes outta retrograde today, so any bullshit that happens tomorrow is your own damn fault and whatnot.

Why were The Flintstones the only cartoon that got a vitamin? I'd eat the hell outta some Mr. Magoo calcium tablets and whatnot.