i made a sandwich with canned salmon and tuna last night

and oh lordy

do i got some notable farts today

“h-hoow muuch money woould it take foor yoou to, uh, suck my tooes?

i got- i gooot… [tries to find wallet]

fuuuck, wheeeres my walleet…”

- Jonathan Frakes

yuh huh

do NOT test me, you stupid wonderful person who i love 😠

i will OBLITERATE your dumb face with compliments and affection

[unfollows]

[refollows]

hey, it’s me! a new friend!

no u 🫵

we’re pretty cool 😎

i’ve had bsky accounts permabanned before, i’ll have you know 😤

that’s why i stole a nuclear missile to blow up the moon

try to forget me now, you motherfuckers in 2137!

i wonder sometimes if i’ll get banned for the things i say to bot tan

the pike we’ll put your head on has a great point

this takes jonathan frakes asking you questions to a whole new level

dddyooou remembeeer the taallest maan yooou eveeer seeen?

an orangutan is driving a golf cart in a park . Alt: an orangutan is driving a golf cart in a park .

oh, you shouldn’t have said that

the orangugang is comin for ya!

i only have the attention
span to read 1 word or
less

but there’s no limit to how many i can write

AHCAB

plus it’s edible and cherry flavored! 😲

bowling pin with ahegao face about to get plowed by a bowling ball

blaring from the speakers at the bowling alley:

“OOOOHHH! Getting slammed by your balls is driving me CRAZY!!!”

to use ON slime?

or MADE of slime? 🤔

also they have ahegao faces painted on them

top new adhd fidget focus edc tools

hammer spinner
clicker pliers
slime wrench

sneep sneep?

wibble wubble?

niff niff?

the algorithm is never wrong

i meant to say the one on the left

third from left, obvs

69 a nuclear reactor

signing off for the evening of 4/20

because y’all are not ready for me in my final form

you star! ⭐️ 🤩

wow, that’s like ~47,000 spider eggs

oh damn, that sounds pretty good

peonies will grow on your GRAVE!!! 🌸