Hello Boise

Mount Rainer is showing off today.

I said what I said. The pistols were manufactured punk. The clash were more punk rock and true to the ethos.

Mike Lee is a cunt.

Just a friendly reminder, in case you forgot or weren’t aware.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Anyone want to go to NYC tomorrow. Upside: Free trip to NYC

Downside:
It’s Nyc
You have to pretend to be me
You have two full days of meetings with customers partners and AWS
the first leg of your trip to Detroit is a middle seat.

I can’t stand Tucker for the most part, but the dude does know how to interview and ask good questions and that’s impressive

As a former wildland firefighter back in the day I co sign this.

For the first time in my career I find myself at a crossroads - and man it sucks being stuck in an org that doesn’t know how to use my skill set to make their product better

We here

“Mother…er”

New company.
Same(ish) job.
New Headshots.
Still the same guy trying to talk you out of a multi cloud strategy when you can’t even manage a multi zone deployment correctly.

I feel like you shouldn’t be allowed to rock a “I ❤️ the constitution” and “Trump 2024” bumper sticker. Because, if you really did ❤️ the constitution, you wouldn't be voting for someone who has no problems violating it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have answers

Tater can cowboy.

You waited until the last day I am here for that tip?! I thought we were homies!

I did.
I got some looks from the London folks but I just screamed “BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPIONS BITCHES” and finished what I was doing - and got another Malbec

London is such a baller town though for real

Update: anyone who tells you a double McDonald’s cheese burger with bacon and fries doesn’t pair well with a nice Malbec is a goddamn liar

You can’t tell me these are not the same picture:

You can’t tell me these are not the same picture:

To be fair, I’d give almost anything to hear my dad try to pronounce Kubernetes, let alone try to understand anything about it 😂

I’m trying to fall asleep
It’s almost 3 am local time.

The Tower of London is right out my window.

It’s wild to me to think that the kid from middle of nowhere North Idaho, gets paid to travel the world talking about Kubernetes and Cloud Native DevOps.

My parents could never.

You doing ok my dude?

Goddamn I miss that guy.

This is not what I signed up for in London.

That’s… a lot 🤣

lol what a weird infantile response

What KubeCon or Kubernetes / DevOps tattoo should I get to stay awake? Bonus points if it’s your project or company mascot.

We are scootin’ our way to London

Pi day Gas is the best