One of my knitting and crochet goals is to make cool weird shit for me to wear. I already have cool pins on my bag but knitting and crochet leave so much room for additional whimsy.

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Even I'm on the list and I'm a nobody here 🤣

Me trying to be normal:

(Trying to what now? 🤪)

"Lilac are you Sir Pentious, or do you want to Fuck Sir Pentious?"

Me: YES

It's supposed to be a gif of someone kicking their feet happily but idk how to computer apparently

I got a comment on a fic and I just 🤩 that rarely happens, so when it does, I get so excited

Damn now I need Pent getting wrecked while in a dress 🥵

Wreck that snussy 👏

Put him in a slutty dress 😳

Anyway, so I'm really just a Sir Pentious looking for a Cherri Bomb. I am also a Stolas looking for a Blitz. *Scans the horizon looking and trying not to cry*

(4) like HOW do you have such a well written, relatable, autistic character who is ALSO THAT HOT??? HE'S SO HOT

LISTEN IM A LESBIAN ON LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK AND HE IS BOTH BABY GIRL AND MOMMY AT THE SAME TIME AND I WANT HIS DICKS

(3) also I'd never seen a plotline about autistic masking and that just jammed the hyperfixation further into my heart. His mask was "evil cartoon villain" but he was able to start unmasking at the hotel once he got his needs met.

Me: "finally, an autistic character I can relate to"

(2) never seen an autistic character written who is both academically smart and is also super kind and sweet. I've found characters before who I could relate to slightly, some more than others, but with Pent, I related more than with any character before. Also he's super fucking hot and that just 🥵

This is such a good thread 😭

One of the biggest reasons I I hyperfixated as hard as I did on him was that he's both intelligent (building stuff and you know he's a "data-collecting autistic") and he has that sweetness, his love, his big gay flamboyant dramatic heart full of love. I'd (1)

Thank you 👏👏👏

#lesbianvisibilityweek

🎀🌈

Nooo PTSD 😭

Oh she'd love to if she ever got her claws on some! But she has no idea where or how to get any 😅 she is new in Hell and doesn't know how stuff works

#hazbintherapist #hazbinhotel #hellsona #HHOC

Nooo 😭

🤗

I love this scene, and I love whoever turned it into a Hellaverse meme!!! 😭

Can I make more lesbian friends here if we're all visible this week? I realized I was a lesbian in 2020 after a lifetime of comphet.

#lesbianvisibilityweek

Apparently it's #lesbianvisibilityweek and I didn't even know until I got on here. Am I visible? Hello? Anyone out there? It's me, a lesbian

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

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Right now, there are 3 snakes on YouTube who hate Markiplier and 2 of them are cobras. I wonder what Sir Pentious thinks 😂

Angel Dust: *innocently has Marliplier on*
Pentious: What the Hell is that??? *immediately hoods up and pulls out his ray gun*

#hazbinhotel

Also she's gonna go home and have a sad wank, and then cry some more

Pick herself up and do what she has to do to get there. (She's been trying to figure out how to get there for YEARS and it's not going well. All she can do is keep picking herself up and keep trying.) Her brand of autism means she's constantly overwhelmed and overstimulated so it's a challenge.

Oc yapping:

Listen discreetly and try to figure out HOW people get into relationships to begin with so they can do the fucking. Then she might go home and cry about her years and years of crushing lonliness and horniness. Then pick herself up and (1)

#hazbintherapist #hazbinhotel #hellsona #HHOC

Do it

Be the sin you want to see in the world

We can suffer together 🙌 uternine solidarity

I'm gonna go cry or eat or both