Kinda walks I be taking in early spring before the first bloom

*man writes the dumbest possible movie ever* but how did he know.....

it's appropriate that our pathetic moment doesn't get a metal gear solid 2 seer and we're settling on a jar jar binks merchandiser.

*scene where nanako dies at the hospital* on a purely conceptual level, i suppose i can understand why the women are upset

Television used to take risks. Remember that episode of Family Matters which was essentially a word for word adaptation of The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea where Urkel vivisected a cat.

Trying to get my AI dependent on ASMR inputs so my data centers cool down from clicks and smacks instead of water

How was school today? Fine
How was school today? Fine
How was school today? Fine
How was school today? Fine
How was school today? Fine
How was school today? Fine

If there's one thing people want to remember it's 2000+ catalogued hours of chewing and swallowing

I never watched the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! as a kid but whenever I see clips of it I think it's the most Mexican slapstick comedy sitcom looking program that isn't from Mexico.

They have more than a game 1 problem. They get absolutely washed when they face a competitive team in their conference. They'd be perennial first round exits in the east.

Let's Go Buffalo 🥳

All the fellas come out to watch these Beantown Bitches blow a 2-0 lead late in the 3rd. From sea to shining sea the people scream for Boston's destruction

That was a sick goal. Fuck Boston for real for real.

Unfortunately we've been spared a truly generational birth of fresh hatred thanks to a sick little wraparound

Waiting 14 years for a home playoff game and not scoring a single goal would be enough to turn anyone homicidal so I'm thankful the team responsible for this is Boston. Not that guys from Buffalo need any more reason to hate Boston but this would be truly special

You couldn't pay me to watch the Utah Mammoth take on the Vegas Golden Knights. Two of the fakest sounding teams I've ever heard. Kind of names you'd make up for an NES hockey game if you couldn't secure the license

Hat-trick and an overtime game winner in the playoffs. It's definitely novel watching other Canadian teams in the postseason having their most important players "do something".

Geekie didn't take a shot here. Then he did when it was too late.

Slafkovsky putting up 70 points once in his career as a number one pick was pretty funny until he scored twice in a playoff game. Auston Matthews would never

They should let Buffalo fans bring actual sabres to the game and let them take a couple swings at the Boston players as they try to leave the arena.

They just showed a clip of Montreal fans having a watch party in a cathedral. I think the Tampa Bay equivalent would be getting drunk at a police auction

Finally I have some skin in the game with the penguins since their GM wunderkind literally ruined my life

Sneakily a good game. Maybe the sneaky good series of the first round after all

Such a Dubas move to trade Tristan Jarry for Stuart Skinner, basically identical goaltenders who equally suck ass

I'm pretty confident that neither of these teams are making a Stanley Cup final but I think everybody knew that already. What'll keep me coming back is to find out if this flyers project manages to drop a series against this slow as shit ozymandias-ass penguins team

The Penguins are funny because it's a Kyle Dubas Frankenstein situation where he's grafted undervalued analytical darlings onto the corpses of elderly hockey legends and what that gets you is a team that misses every pass and falls down on the ice twice a minute

When it comes to hockey, it's either all or nothing. That is if the ancients are to be believed

I think for Pittsburgh vs. Philadelphia it all comes down to whether you'd prefer to see kindergartners beat the shit out of a retirement home or vice versa

Would you rather cheer for a cuddly, adorable Penguin or some nebulous image of a capital letter whose fans only crawl out of the bog to throw batteries at make-a-wish kids. The answer is actually tougher than you'd think

I'm not about to throw stones about getting blown out 4-0 halfway through a round 1 game but you have to realize that this guy is comparing Dallas to the Toronto Maple Leafs there. That's not a bag you want to be pulling from.