If I owned my own Kit Kat Club, you can bet there will be plenty of these for everyone to munch on

And plenty of milk and coffee for everyone to wash them down with too

Morgan Wallen Monday Episode 30:

Waylon Jennings

In spite of the allegations stemming from his stint on the original “We Are The World” record, he still outperforms Morgan Wallen in the talent department

Not just on his own, but with a whole band of Highwaymen as well

Morgan Wallen Monday Episode 29:

Willie Nelson

Someone more talented and less racist than Morgan Wallen

In fact, he’s not even racist at all

He also doesn’t doesn’t throw chairs off buildings for no reason

He just plays music with his friends

Replacements For Kimmel:

Jackie Martling

A comedian who’s criminally underrated and is more worthy of having a late night talk show than Jimmy is

Plus, he neither complains about the President every five minutes, nor does he have TDS

Janis Nark

U.S. Army Nurse Corps

Vietnam War

This is what a REAL hero looks like

Replacements For Kimmel:

Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong

Two dudes who are more relaxed and less pissed off than Jimmy Kimmel is

Plus, they’re actually funny

And they don’t moan and groan about the state of the country every five minutes, or anyone that’s not left of center

Cesar Romero

U.S. Coast Guard

World War II, Pacific Theater of Operations

This is what a REAL hero looks like

*Wojtek

Gary Busey…Michael Caine

in “The Greatest Cinematic Shouting Match That Never Was”

If there’s any WWII story that needs to be told on film, it’s definitely that of Wotjek The Bear

And no, I’m not talking about a PG rated Disney/Pixar movie

I’m talking a REAL, gritty war movie for adults

But I’m sure it’ll end up being very sensationalized and inaccurate

Where’s this guy when you need him?

If anyone can bring law and order back to some of these left leaning cities that have become out of control, and permanently end their corruption, it would DEFINITELY be him

Just sayin’ 🤷🏻‍♂️

Replacements For Kimmel:

Christopher Walken

Someone less angry and more cool than Jimmy Kimmel

Plus, he can dance

And he has a really bad fever that can only be cured by a prescription of more cowbell

Gary Don Polk

U.S. Army

Charlie Company, 21st Infantry, 196th Light Infantry Brigade, 23rd Infantry Division (Americal)

Vietnam War

This is what a REAL hero looks like

Replacements For Kimmel:

Ving Rhames

A guy who’s much less tolerant of racism and BS

And he DEFINITELY wouldn’t tolerate Kimmel’s BS and racist behavior

Cameron Baird

Australian Defense Forces

2nd Commando Regiment, Special Operations Task Group

Global War on Terror, War in Afghanistan

This is what a REAL hero looks like

Replacements For Kimmel:

Carla Gugino

Not a racist jerk, and is very good looking

Unlike Jimmy, who’s unbearable to look at and listen to

Brandon Shah

U.S. Army

Global War on Terror, Operation Iraqi Freedom; Operation Enduring Freedom

This is what a REAL hero looks like

Bradley Kasal

USMC

Weapons Company, 3rd Battalion, 1st Marines, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force

Gulf War

Global War on Terror, Iraq War

This is what a REAL hero looks like

Replacements For Kimmel:

Michael Rosen

Someone much more well mannered than Jimmy Kimmel

And he doesn’t use caca and poopoo words like Jimmy does either

Morgan Wallen Mondays Episode 28:

Larry Gatlin

A much better singer than Morgan

Especially when he’s joined by his brothers

Plus he’s smart enough to know not to throw chairs off rooftops or get caught on tape uttering racial slurs/not to say them at all.

Morgan Wallen Mondays Episode 27:

Larry Pierce

Sure, his songs may have contained colorful adjectives and suggestive lyrics

…but at least he wasn’t known for randomly throwing chairs off rooftops or being a gigantic racist piece of 💩 like Morgan was

Just sayin’

Replacements For Kimmel:

Hank Azaria

A guy who’s more funny and has less controversy baggage than Kimmel

He may have gotten in trouble for cultural appropriation nonsense, but he’s definitely not a racist…unlike Jimmy 😒

Gordon McNeill
Ed Mireles
John Hanlon
Richard Manauzzi (Not pictured)
Gil Orrantia

Agents, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)

These are what REAL heroes look like