She stole it off my purse!!

Goose: [playing with my pom] love pom!

Me: Yep. That's Mommy's pom.

Goose, making direct eye contact: .... Goose's pom.

Me: You're getting your own!

Goose: Goose's pom :D

Oh girl, same! Not on the boss, but like... I reached Death's Maw at least?

I got got a comical amount of eggs from our neighbor, so now I gotta make a bunch of tasty egg things and share with her!

Goose got her first juice box (apple, zero sugar added, I drank half of it) and she lit up and sad "I like it!"

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

You bomb-proofed your son too much and now look at him, a wet noodle.. he needs smooches STAT

OH NO.... he just lets them!?!?!?! Survival instinct of a potato!!

I mean he gets to be sedated so at least he's on the GOOD goods, the poor baby

Me too!!! They gave me one when I had my epidural for childbirth and a new one today! Not fun when you can feel it :<

No, I got saline pumped into my bladder, a second catheter up my vageen, sensors on my butt, and I got to cough at varying strengths a lot...

So if you ever need to get a urinalysis done... my condolences

That was a terrible experience and I feel like I have a RAGING uti

Goose is putting stickers on my arm and my chest and it's very cute

Last year I rewatched Utena and drew this poster. And... I think it's time to show it?? 🤺

She is now napping, but when I was putting her down she made Quack Quack, her duck lovey, and Pikachu kiss while saying "kissing" to them

So

She's making her friends kiss

Goose has sampled several jelly beans and when I gave her a Tutti Frutti one she lit up like a Christmas tree and yelled "WICIOUS" (delicious)

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

My new medication is kicking my ass, I feel so nauseous after eating a small meal...

a poster style illustration. the top says "the cats of leopard land" and the bottom says "art by servalsillustration" there are 4 illustrated cats: an amur leopard, amur tiger, eurasian lynx, and an amur leopard cat and all of them have their scientific name written next to them in small font

In the Russian Far East, there is a National Park that was founded around the survival of the Amur Leopard species. That National Park is called Land of the Leopard, or Leopard Land!

All 4 species of cats found within the National Park are drawn here.

🌿 #digitalart #art #animalart #catart

An illustration featuring several snack- and sweet-themed snakes against a wavy background. The snakes are of a variety of species, such as the hognose snake and python, and are stylised to look like, for example, a banana, Neapolitan ice cream, gummy worms, cinnamon rolls, croissants and more. Truly a feast for the senses and for the mouth! 🐍

Snake snacks 🐍 #art

I posted about this on my Facebook page, but I'm heartbroken about the God Squad's recent decision to allow oil and gas companies to harm Rice's Whales. You can learn more about these whales here: www.ourgulfwhale.org

I had to draw this cause it makes me very weepy 💖
#sailormoon #artemisii #fanart

a cute guy whose babies will totally not eat you from the inside out!!

Estante com vários livros e um gato preto deitado sobre os livros da parateleira olhando pra baixo esticando a patinha tentando tocar um gato laranja deitado de boas sobre os livros da prateleira de baixo. Eles estão tomando um solzinho.

Bibliotecários

*you got this*

I think they made the AI better in 3, at any rate

Playing MHS2?

Goose is looking out the window at the "fwirdles". Which is how she says "squirtle".

She is watching the *squirrels.*

She's watching the squirrels run around.

*Squirrels.*

Domestic house sphinxes

look at this again but not as a shitty transparent png