Just shut up, no one likes you, you're all just commiserating

Being a dumbfuck leftie with thousands of followers on this website fuckin air fries your brain, dude

For example: I would levy the same level of criticism toward Derek Schmidt, the cis male congressman from Kansas as I would the transgender congresswoman from Delaware. I have much to say about both of these people.

Are you okay?

Good evening, I just wanted to take a moment here to let everyone know that I will not be giving preferential treatment to the transgender congresswoman from Delaware simply because she's transgender. I will be leveling normal amounts of criticism towards her, just as I do all other state reps.

So you just randomly remembered she exists and felt compelled to criticize her?

the duty of intellectuals is to suck dick and bust hard.

something about getting my ass fucked and my dick sucked at the same time just hits so good sometimes.

but should it, really?

should it, though?

what

wtf is "bottom surgery"? my peen fell off after i started taking the pills, idk what y'all are going on about.

if you like japanese movies they call you a cinephile, if you like japanese cartoons they call you faggot, this is our society.

i love when gay guys pluck their eyebrows in that way that makes them look just slightly angry all the time. like yasss bitch, i'm mad toooo

bluesky? more like RETARD sky hahaha

fellas (and other dick-havers), you ever get a lil crazy with it when you're pissing? like just start whipping it around? keeping it in the bowl, of course, but like "okay, now let's do a silly one".

lesbian that loves cock, what a strange thing to be.

Ay grrl, let me get some of those pussy pancakes 🫦

i am gay, my status is gay, but i'm also BEING gay like making an active effort all the fuckin time.

Still frame of Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters

well, adam, I guess traps AREN'T gay. this one's busted!

Still frame of Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage on the TV show Mythbusters.

uhhh well today we're busting the myth that my dick is small.

good thinking, unfortunately my business already failed and i am homeless.

yeah yeah okay

good luck proving it in court, ho 👋

i have no idea who you people are, i'm calling the police.

who are you, stay away from me

i got a scam selling racehorse semen but it's actually my semen shhh.

the wokes are trying to force me to flush my toilet.

[three months later]

if the democrats are so great, why aren't they doing anything about our houses being flooded with diarrhea shit water?

takin a big ol shitty shit.

one set of pronouns per person, please.