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Posts by GibbertyFlibbet

Danielle Smith, I want to punch your face in. And I will, as soon as we've burnt this one down. Steve Bannon is a slobberer and the blunt comes back cold, and almost slimy and reeking of --whatever, you don't want to know, this will all be over soon.

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Putin's awful, you're in one end of this ornate hallway and a trusted servant runs back and forth with the blunt because you're not allowed to go near Putin. And if you yell 'quit putting such a cherry on it!', next thing you know, you're a land mine dancer at the front.

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Why did I learn of the concept of dream blunt rotation 2 days after 4.20 <heavy sigh>

My first pick has been abstaining for five years; I already hate this game, I quit.

I will likely revisit this. More likely I'll give myself a nightmare blunt rotation first. Steve Bannon? Danielle Smith? Putin?

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I assume the cure is making faces at yourself in a mirror. Best done if you sneak into someone else's house to do it. (h/t Allan Sherman)

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and if you're Canadian you are forced to know this by cultural osmosis.

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excroosh

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that's awesome

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I'm so glad I broke in my boots before a trip. Still had to use moleskin lol.

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It is an everflowing stream.

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I hope you accept my sentiment – 'can't a girl have a hobby?'

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I helped a three legged snapping turtle across the highway once and holy shit they have big barbie pink maws.

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thanks !

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Yellowstone wolf pup steals bear warning sign, drags it across highway A wolf pup in Yellowstone was caught dragging a grizzly bear closure sign across a highway. Researchers say it’s typical playful behavior when pups wander from the pack.

A wolf pup in Yellowstone was caught on video dragging a grizzly bear warning sign across a highway. Researchers say it’s typical playful behavior when pups wander from the pack.

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another business unit took over my buddy's CS unit and they laid off all the engineers !! perfect for a tech solar company

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just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

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SPLC is not a perfect organization, but this is fascism putting on its hobnail boots for a night on the town

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the contrast between 'come to us, show the modicum of respect for our dress code, and we'll feed you' at gurdwaras, and the overwhelming majority of Christian churches, at least in Canada, is quite stark.

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I love asking Xtian evangelists coming to the door why they don't feed as many poor people as yer average gurdwara and if it's possible the Sikh message of peace and siblinghood is being better communicated to the community thereby

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hear hear

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well thanks to you I've alerted my celiac friend to this possibility if she's having a gluten flare and can't tell why

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Mamdani going out on housing inspections and videoing the results> lol.

Landlords will be swearing at him for decades, long after he leaves office.

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the woman who originally fostered Patricia Lockwood's 'Miette'....Yes, that Miette, the one who wanted her mother in jail for a thousand years.

She saw her on social media and was able to provide Lockwood with BABY PICTURES. S'like getting a hole in one from the moon.

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today's DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT "my sister should get less food because I do sports and she lives a sedimentary life"

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180 kids with a sociopath for a sperm donor, charming

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could also be worn by a Star Trek Ambassador

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I'm with you on this one. Either by percentage of the country or total area, that math is unmathing itself to pieces. Are they both horrific wars driven by colonialism, greed and an urge to plant settlers? well yes.

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LOL two little old white ladies banging on my door to give me the beautiful promises of holy scripture. I'm gonna hang my favourite bible verses on the back of the front door.

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@jeffrivett.net except in this case I'm Beavis and you're Butthead

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As screenwriter Aaron Sorkin said, "I worship at the altar of intention and obstacle."

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I know I'm continuously blown away by trans people but the learning that whacks me hardest is how many trans people are disabled.... and looking after other disabled people while managing employment and ... everything else. You are my queens.

C U ❤️ U

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