were you trying to make al?

in the voice of bob belcher: oh my god. oh my god. oh my god oh my god.

hey, don't yuck someone's yum

@phoenixsorceress.bsky.social needs to see this!

a man is sitting on a red couch laughing and pointing at something . ALT: a man is sitting on a red couch laughing and pointing at something .

@n00bmama.bsky.social is such a good DM she can run a literal war-like combat scenario with 5 PCs and still manages bed time for her little n00blet like a pro. damn girl.

i love the word doot it's like a word you can't define with any other word but itself

Ads/commercials for medications in the United States is already absolutely fucking ridiculous but the fact that I can’t even go to the movies without seeing them is ludicrous.

I have never heard of freezer pops called sqwincher sqweeze 🙄🤦‍♀️

excited to see lee cronin's the mummy tonight, even though rick and evelyn won't be there to keep me safe.

i restarted peaky blinders since i never actually finished it and want to watch the movie. god damn. i love cillian murphy.

how dare you post this photo of me lmao 🫠

i should probably put her in nail jail more often, but she makes these fucking adorable chirp-like cries and i just don't want to do that to her. plus, i've been sick and i'm not about to bother with that when i barely have the energy to do anything else.

i'm legit stunned by what you managed to do with markers! 🤯

today after getting out of the shower i took a moment to inspect all of the tiny itty-bitty Maeve-sized puncture marks on my chest, shoulders, and arms from her nuzzling into me and constantly making biscuits. there's two right on my chest that look like they could have been vampire bites! <3

Yeah like…wtf is that even supposed to mean? That people still work on the weekends? Or that they go by too quickly? 🙄 it’s not even clever, Janice.

Miriam Webster says it’s a disparaging term that means “god only really knows” and it was used for patients that were in a coma and the doctors aren’t sure if they’ll wake up. 😬

Artemis II's moon-traveling astronauts return home to cheers after a record-breaking trip Artemis II's moon-traveling astronauts are back home and feted to a thunderous welcome. Still marveling over their record-breaking lunar fly-around, the crew of four flew to Houston's Ellington Field from San Diego on Saturday afternoon.

The Artemis II astronauts received a thunderous welcome home Saturday from hundreds who took part in NASA’s lunar comeback.

Ave! 🫶🏻

Satanic Temple wins lawsuit against Arkansas over Ten Commandments statue The temple and other groups asked a judge to either remove a religious statue or allow a statue of Baphomet to go next to it.

"Satanic Temple wins lawsuit against Arkansas over Ten Commandments statue"
www.masslive.com/news/2026/04...

fan in the bedroom = best sleep of your life. i'll never go back.

oh i'm so sorry, friend. <3

yeah algorithm scrolling is very ad-driven now. the only thing i use ig for anymore is searching for new crocheters, and watching reels that other people send me lol

I haven’t played in years but knowing this makes my heart warm 💙

CUTIIEEEEE hope yall had fun! You were missed! 🫶🏻

Our downstairs neighbors have literally made sound complaints about us for basic things like vacuuming during the day because one of them works nights and we woke her up I guess. Anyway, normal day to day things and even music or tv is perfectly acceptable during the daytime. You’re a good dude!

I played Magical Athlete for the first time recently and it instantly became one of my favorite games!

Yeah isn’t his glove on the wall?!

I stopped saying I listen to anything because that’s not technically true. But I am polyjamorous 😆

Holy shit this gets REALLY HARD! (TWSS) I didn’t have time to finish it cause I got a call but I’m gonna do it later!

I blame @voxthedevil.bsky.social for being a delightfully bad influence on me.