This is no different from Putin saying MH17 was shot down by Ukraine or Assad saying rebels gassed themselves.

I think there’s a pretty clear and sharp inverse correlation between the fall in the popularity of Dr. Mario and the rise of anti-vaxxers. Folks can draw their own conclusions.

Best thing I’ve seen today. Hats off. I even heard the voice in my head as I read it.

The Turks will be jazzed, too.

Slap Chop Commercial (Original - Extended) YouTube video by The Shamwow Guy

I had to go back and rewatch this now, and man, what an absolute gem. Tip to tail.

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He’s still got a shot at “Slapchop,” I guess.

90s Brit rock group Spacehog really hoping someone licenses their mid-tier hit “In The Meantime” to help drum up interest over the next year.

The main villain is a fashion designer with evil moths and a phantom of the opera mask. That’s just exhibit A.

I’ve had a similar experience trying to understand “Miraculous” when my kids watch it. It is simply the Frenchest cartoon that ever did French. No other way to explain it.

Screen shot of Mr Show with David Cross as a NASA engineer saying “America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon.”

Also, one more because this made me think of Mr. Show (as most things do):

Smithsonian Air and Space Museum became the new Fort Knox with all that astronaut ice cream they’re sitting on in their gift shops.

He’s not wrong. “Scouring” implies a level of due diligence, research, and hard work. What they’ve been doing is more cruise around and say “Hey, let’s arrest that brown person I just saw.”

The thought of trying to dot that “i” brings me to tears.

Winterpol

@flavorflav.bsky.social This would indeed be amazing.

Thank you so much for sharing this. I miss 90s hardcore… got my listening and reading lined up for the night!

1) Of all the things I was expecting to see on Bluesky today, a NOU shout out was not one of them but I am here for it.

2) I had not heard Area 51 before but this is incredible.

Best thing about these is that Spider-Man is still wearing his mask while eating breakfast. Raises a lot of questions that I could spend all day discussing.

Yes, the US has a rich history of openly yielding to armed troops deployed into their cities against their will. I know they don’t teach the history of the American Revolution in the Bible, but c’mon…

Just the US President gleefully threatening war against a US city.

I am so sorry to hear this (I went through the same thing as an asthmatic myself a few weeks ago).

On the lighter side, I smiled at the “higher constitution” because it felt like a D&D player tell and game recognizes game, baby.

Hope you and your wife recover quickly!

Dr. Strangelove.

a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' . ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .

This is all I can think of.

Ugh… feeling.

a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' . Alt: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .

Feel this one.

Her hat is taller than her head.