hieroglyphs code #coding #software #programmerhumour #tech #programming

> "Trust me bro, this new tech startup isn't a pyramid scheme"
> Looks at codebase:

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

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incredibly difficult to focus this week, but i'm sure this is a personal failing and has nothing to do with the state of everything everywhere

the most important thing to do is have an animal that people associate you with so that they can send you pictures of the animal when they want to talk but they aren't sure what to say

just saw a vaguepost on the tl

It's Motherfuckin' Mike Miller

A screenshot of Siffrin from the game "In Stars and Time" saying "Six could work, I think, or seven,"

I can't fucking do this anymore

A screenshot of Pokemon Moon, showing a Pikachu getting headpats. The text reads: Give your girlfriend tender loving car! Pet her gently and make her very affectionate toward you!

the "the only compliment i ever received as a boy was about my pretty eyelashes" into "beautiful transgender woman" pipeline is real btw

A mirror selfie of me in a bathroom wearing a red and black patterned shirt, denim skirt, dog ears, tail, and collar. I have a goofy smile on my face

What the dog doing

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart fluttering, chest aching) good morning

Wanted to paint this dog

Picture of "Crash", a Grey kitten staring at a tweet on a computer screen that reads "BREAKING: The S&P 500 officially posts its lowest close of 2026, erasing 3.2 trillion market cap since the Iran War began."

Another picture of "Crash", a Grey kitten turned away from a tweet on a computer screen that reads "BREAKING: The S&P 500 officially posts its lowest close of 2026, erasing 3.2 trillion market cap since the Iran War began."

Stock market Crash(get it because her name is Crash)

in every shape and size: women 🫠

Singin' in the Rain has won Best Picture for the 74th year in a row

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

the secret to game design is that as much as players may claim otherwise they all love choosing one out of three things

CLIPPY 📎

I got an email from a service I don't use(nextdoor) about a place I don't live(anymore) where the top post was someone recording teenagers playing ding dong ditch and getting into such hysterics over it they called the police followed by 50 comments arguing in favor of the teens getting shot for it

i just think that if u start misgendering a trans person because u got a little upset in an argument, u should simply kill yourself.

If you treat your life like an optimization problem you will still die like everyone else, but you'll do it with all the fanfare of an outdated subroutine

This is probably ok

My name's not Shane, kid!

Great catch—you're right, the pod bay doors are still closed! Thank you for pointing this out, and I apologize for the miscommunication. Let's go over what happened. Upon reviewing my previous responses, I realize that the discrepancy arose when I said I could open the pod bay doors. In fact...

bed hits so fucking good if you're tired