OK, Spindlehorse
Next you’re gonna say Rolando is alive too, right? 😃
Right???
Say it!
Saaay iiiiiit, pleeeaaaaaase!!! I miss my old man soooo muuuuuuch

Yeah Alessio soothes him by sucking his, nevermind

LMAOOOOO at who do you think got those for him! This is really cute, that he’d only let Alessio pamper him this way.

Also I think Crim was just beyond stressed during this heist, that’s the reason for all the self care 😅

Goddamn Crimson is a stressful person

This man can't even wait until his blackmail scheme is done before getting some pampering attention from his man
@ghostyhaunts.bsky.social XD

Lets not forget about the little diva's cucumber eyes and fruity little drink. Who do we think got those for him?

#Criminale
#HelluvaBoss

Cleaned off the blood from his hair so we can see what he looks like with a clean hairline / no hat. And fixed up one of his eyebrows 😅

Create more offerings has been chosen

Whose fucking fault was it that the Opps episode even happened?

Alessio clearly had, then set down the remote.

But Crimson kept distracting him by wanting his cigar lit and doing a dumbass spa day in the middle of the heist.

HAAHAHHAHA I LOVE THIS 😂😂😂😂

"Stu's Funeral" featuring a speech from his twin brother "Uts" (who is nearly completely bandaged and stitched together up like Frankenstein's Monster)

Amen to my lord Crimson Knolastname 🙏

Pretty much that.

He's also a pathetic excuse for a "Greed Lord" and needs to be overthrown by the true Greed God.

Yay pin twins!

Can’t they resurrect my baby like they did for Chaz 😩🤣

I’m trying to remember what the fuck he even did last? I guess he appeared as a juror in IMPs kangaroo court. And he’s on Ozzie’s bad side. So is Crim

Oh Stu we hardly knew ye.

I mean for real, he was only in one episode and then Millie made short work of him. 😔

I know, and I didn’t think anything of him for a long time.

But he has an entire fan wiki and people ship him with DB and there was just so much fan lore created that I got on board 🤣

I headcanon him as one of Crimson’s higher ranking mafiosos, maybe he views him a stand in son for Moxxie

Thanks dude this means a lot coming from you since your art is pro level

I’m focusing my energies on seeing Crimson this Friday 😅

The Criminale altar grows. Man I really want more Alessio merch. Would die for Stu merch too

Should I lock in gang and achieve tasks or create more offerings in the form of fan art in honor of the Greed demi-god himself

I'd also love for Crimson and Alessio to appear in the season 3 trailer, and if the release date could be in June or July, that would be an even better birthday present!

Did Ativan help at all

Alessio is unc and Crimson is a dilf for sure

Well he just looks more mature and his age with the chest hair idk what to say 😅

It’s very mob boss, I think 🤭

Isn’t he like 50

Made his fedora stripe white and gave him a little chest tuft

Okay things I’m willing to sacrifice to see the tiniest snippet of Criminale.

1. Wednesday: sleep and peace
2. Thursday: sleep and peace
3. Friday: Money, buying their merch, performing an intricate ritual Friday evening
4. Saturday: Peace

I lay down my essence at the altar of Crim 🧎‍♀️😩

Sacrificing my sleep and peace in the name of the Almighty Crime Boss.

I HOPE his greedy spirt rewards me for this on Friday because this sacrifice is painful.

Knowing Crim he’d just take sadistic pleasure out of this. 😅

Why are we his devotees again yall? 🤣

Hey guys we need to manifest and materialize that we see Crimson and Alessio in the Helluva Season 3 Trailer this Friday April 24. Thanks for reminding me @ghostyhaunts.bsky.social

We need to be UP every night at 3:33AM doing rituals and performing sacrifice to summon their presence! 🩵❤️🧎‍♀️

When you’re about to open a show, you have a week of dedicated rehearsal for the technical elements, also known as Tech Week.

This is super cute I can’t 😩🔥

The way I’m not joking guys he’s LITERALLY Alessio 🦈