We can either have a sinecure class of six toed inbred ponyfuckers who, while embarrassing, largely don't interfere in our affairs... Well, since that one time, anyway.
Or we can trade that in for rule by some locally grown Goldman Sachs investment banker type cunts loved by the young repubs
"Sir, please! Not the steam tray! Not the steam tray!"
This is just Kitchen Cabinet only we've dispensed with kitchen? I mean am I crazy? This barely sounds like a pitch, let alone an actual program
I mean seriously, this is just Kitchen fucking Cabinet without the kitchen, what the fuck is even the central conceit here
This is barely even a pitch
It takes real narcissism and naivety to believe in this shit
Even if in the future they could cure death (hah), why would they bother with you? We barely care for the living, you think in the future reviving endless piles of old corpse brains is gonna be a fucking priority for literally anyone?
OMG what a babe!
I need Jason Statham meeting with his Centrelink case manager after his employment benefits were cut off for some completely bullshit reason (or whatever the equivalent NZ gov equivalent is)
"I've warned you about this before. I will take you off my books"
Every specialist I see employs people specifically to prevent that outcome.
"So when is your next appointment"
"Aw hell I don't know Doc. Just call me. It'll work out"
lmao
Jesus christ this thread has me crying
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The singularity is awesome
found a perfectly good Rothko in the MOMA dumpster
They gave their lives so some guy watching the images from the x-ray backscatter machine can inspect the contour of my balls
Do you know who else wasn't a drag queen? Hitler
Hey wow, what a great audience! Heard about that firework factory fire in YOLO county? Place is artin' to sound more like FAFO county, amirite foks?
*boos, heckles, fuckin' hack, too soon etc*
It's also the only concrete policy innovations to come out of 9/11 that didn't require millions of civilian deaths to implement
What most people don't know is that the project for a new american century, 9/11 and the global war on terror just started out as a harmless prank by Kristol, Wolfowitz and Kagan to fuck with Francis Fukuyama that ended up just getting way out of hand.
Ya know... shit happens, dudes rock etc
What most people don't know is that the project for a new american century, 9/11 and the global war on terror just started out as a harmless prank by Kristol, Wolfowitz and Kagan to fuck with Francis Fukuyama that ended up just getting way out of hand
If only we had more open cut coal mine pits to store the weather bomb rainfall
It's what gave us John Safran, for better or worse
Shit man they could also just reboot "Race Around the World" or something similar again, send a dozen people around the globe sending back a doco or film to be judged every week. Immediately discover new interesting talent outside facile "the voice" style singer shows
This is just the future for people with a BDSM submission kink that extends to their entire lifestyle
Not gonna lie this actually sounds god tier
I unironically want to try this simply because I'm the kind of pervert that likes to drink pickle juice straight from the jar.
Also there needs to be more savoury cocktails outside Dirty Martinis and Bloody Mary's, cos those ones are the best
Well shit I'd never leave the house
In Aussie we call them a bachelor's handbag
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