Total? It could have been strawberry ice cream 🤷🏼‍♂️

This is like when trashy reality tv first became a thing and we all watched it with zeal because “at least we aren’t as bad as that!”

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The real existential crisis happens when you discover some coaches are now younger than you.

I’m subtweeting myself here…

Isn’t that also like five satanic panics ago?

Wait, we haven’t been heckling up to this point yet?

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*FanDuel parent network declaring bankruptcy*

FanDuel Network:

I liked the days when this type of sentence required context.

Brand name snuggies or great value snuggies‽

Is this your burner website @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social ?

arcboard.jp

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Wait, it’s just three riddles?

Is this a Kevin Martin Trade subtweet?

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(Response as gif below, but also wanted to say it’s good to see you on BlueSky. I have barely been on social media in a few weeks except for my mutuals here.)

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Just don’t check any NBA subreddit outside of the Thunder one regardless this.

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This Pedro gif is all of us

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We have cookies…and tornadoes 🤷🏼‍♂️

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The tornados are fine, it’s the people I worry about…

That’s amazing. Congrats!

I’d love to do that to my house, but I live in tornado ally in the USA, so hail can just wreck everything and insurance doesn’t like handling that.

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🧐

That was probably too esoteric a joke 🤣

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Oof.

Should definitely have emigrated earlier...

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

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I’m in OU country, so I’m supposed to care. But I’m a transplant so I really don’t.

It’s their way of getting people to put down their phones and doing community.

*Learns Greek to check the gender of those nouns*
- Complimentarians