In Super Mario Odyssey, the inside of Mario's model is normally protected from prying eyes through a dithering effect, activated when the camera gets too close. However, by strategically placing him on specific slopes, the effect fails to activate, allowing a clear look at Mario's insides.
i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
jane goodall made me believe i could just go up and hug any wild animal
pics that a shocking amount of people liked from my ig stories
Say what you will about the general quality of goods we have here in the United States but it's undeniable we have the freshest hells on the planet.
Kimmel's opening joke will be that he was away for a week trying to get the Disney+ cancellation page to load
my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter
4. In the Labor, Health and Human Services, and Education bill, one rider would ban “any federal funds” from supporting trans care at any age.
A strict reading would mean a medicaid/medicare ban.
A more expansive reading could target all hospitals providing care.
Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.
LAUTREC (1864-1901) “Portrait de VAN GOGH” 1887 #arte
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
In Donkey Kong Bananza, Pauline's idle animations evolve over the course of the game as she learns to be more comfortable around DK. In the beginning, she looks around worriedly. After Sublayer 300, she starts ruffling his hair, and after Sublayer 1400, starts tickling him.
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
I'm glad we're all losing our shit together 💖
This is the big one, folks. Good odds that September is going to look like late March 2020 except way worse because at least then you could still conceivably ship things across borders.
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Saving my last cute Japanese stationary sticker for a special occasion, like a marriage proposal or funeral announcement
Oh thank god it’s Virgo Season again. I love being correct.
In Super Mario 64, there is a 1/256 chance of a fish spawning when Mario jumps out of water anywhere. However, during development, the fish were instead restricted to a single spot in Whomp's Fortress, which spawned them continuously in the form of a bountiful fountain of fish.
Author’s note: I censored fascism for humor purposes, not because I believe in censorship on the internet
Don’t report me to any agencies but it’s almost calming to read substack articles abt the rise of f*scism in the US. Like, oh thank god someone else is thinking and talking about this! I’m not crazy!!
Drawing runes on my toaster strudel with the icing to protect myself against misfortune and the workings of my enemies
to be fair, my dad actually didn’t make traumatic moments worse, like my mom did. he just made other moments traumatic moments, LOL.
my menty breaky in high school… all of 2020 (loaded year for me in addition to the panini)… trans……
whenever i feel bad for feeling disconnected from my parents, i am reminded of the few times i was going through hashtag traumatic moments in my life and my parents did actively made it harder for me. so u know. whatever i guess !
i’m drinking my leftover decaf espresso this morning. decaffeinated!!!!!!
does my dad hate me bc i haven’t been home in almost two months? is it bc im a bad child or because he’s in A Mood? has he not even thought about me? how often do my parents think about me? i don’t feel like their child really, i don’t feel like i can talk to them about much; do they think of me as-
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm anxiety
(to the tune of teenage dirtbag by wheatus) i’m just a gen z ipad ba-by
Tomatoes everywhere!
i’m finally doing scar massages (vibrator mention!!) almost a year after surgery. i haaate it but i would like to move my arms more than i hate Sensations ™
