pretty sure i just heard henry sleep talk saying “i’m sleepin”

it probably will be when i get used to it

you could drop a little brown food coloring in and she wouldn’t know the difference

lord forgive me i impulsively cut my hair again and now i look like eddie from stranger thing

they should rename it fuckingham palace and have a cool guy named Gary be the queen

i will

updating my period app while i hold the ladder

i know just the one

omg yes

putting a pile of shredded cheese in my neighbor’s lawn because i feel like it

they should remake The Thing but it should be all cgi

I will not be supporting conventionally attractive people in 2026

my arms are boys, my legs are girls, and my torso is nonbinary

if humans are so smart then why are they stupid?

thankful to have gone to the renaissance pleasure faire before filming strangers without their consent was widely accepted

so good!!!!!

i work as a graphic designer and the entire fucking week has just been me dealing with one technical issue after another. nothing fuckiiiibg works anymore i’m going to explode

was holding the phone in my mouth in the second to last scene

Thank you!!!

some asshole clicked dislike. could you imagine

You & Me YouTube video by Bastard "MK" Riley

www.youtube.com/shorts/dxY57...

made another

thank you!! you are safe with me. i find jump scares to be evil

Take Everything YouTube video by Bastard "MK" Riley

www.youtube.com/shorts/Ohlf6... I worked way too hard on this please watch

wool and clay sculpture sitting in a tree

I took some footage of my guy today

life just keeps getting harder and harder! yay!

i didn’t get my period this month prob bc of birth control and no way to place my random deep depression and anxiety. i need to look at the phase data to not feel insane but there is none!!

crumbs on the floor

ate a croissant

lol

Hammock Hack YouTube video by Bastard "MK" Riley

m.youtube.com/shorts/5G9bo... now on youtube